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No, no. You need to fatten him up a bit first.

Who's humorless? I'm having fun in this conversation. You're the one getting pressed. Let's assume you're telling the truth that you're...

I don't like that the first thing I read was 'must be railed'

See? Told you my superpower would be fun :blob_popcorn:

It IS fun!

You are a shrimp, not a spider. Doubt you know any spiders either.

No, no. You're being disingenuous. You pretended like you weren't planning on being a filthy crook with this power. " Being hungry or...

You really are illiterate. You can't even read what you typed. Sneaking into a strip club and looting it isn't exactly seeking shelter...

How would you even tie moths to tracks without squishing them and thus killing them? lol

So on the spot, you revealed your true intentions? Why was your immediate thought to be a complete degenerate and rapscallion? There's...

Yeah, sure, that's why you planned out exactly what kind of dastardly deeds you would enact if you were to get it. Not buying it, creep.

Who's illiterate? That's what the shapeshifting is for, inferior Anon.

Don't let me bretheren bite.

Sleep tight.

Let's Fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!