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    ShrimpShady commented on ShrimpShady's profile post.
    It is on this day also that we celebrate a great american hero the easter bunny
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    When Jesus came back from the dead, one of the first things he said was like, "peace be upon you" so like, may peace be upon you this...
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    They use glue these days instead of stitches. Cuts down on the agonized screaming
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    Cricumcisions have really come a long way technologically since when I was a kid
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    Wish I coulda seen the look on their faces
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    ShrimpShady reacted to JayMark's comment on ShrimpShady's profile post with Sad Sad.
    I was there. It was a blast. You missed it.
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    Would've loved to be in that room when they discovered Stalin's body. idk must've been crazy lmao
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    ShrimpShady reacted to Alski's comment on ShrimpShady's profile post with Haha Haha.
    The nice way to ask someone if they are a dick.
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    *struggling to make conversation on a hinge date with a polisci major* "So uhh... are you prostate?"
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    ShrimpShady commented on quagma's profile post.
    Your profile posts never cease to amaze me with how rich they are in sentences that have never been uttered in human history
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    ShrimpShady commented on JayMark's profile post.
    ちんこ
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    Lyrics are also super sappy, but kinda hit towards the end.
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    Music recommendation Like most people, I discovered this surprisingly pleasant little tune from the Youtube channel Internet Comment...
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