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q log #181: with the transformation now complete, you finally stop squirming, and the witch sits back to admire her latest creation: a...

q log 180: I came, I saw, I came again, had a smoke break, and fell asleep

Oh... No...

Wouldn't going through the ribcage be quicker and more efficient?

Ok...but the real issue is finding a girl.

q log #179: the way to a girls heart is through her prostate

E: turn the human into a slime too.

That's just b with extra steps

A but 'help' is an easily redefined term.

q log #178: one day, a human comes upon you in your den. Do you a: befriend the human and join them on their journey, b: attack and...

q log #177: you wake up, to see a slime looming over you. "Taxes? Transphobia? Humans? What are you talking about? Its a lovely day for...

Unfortunately the barrier on my research base is impervious to spores and slime, even if their transfer contains memetic qualities. I...

Life Goals?? This sounds lovely. Maybe I've already been transmogrified...

q log 176: struggle is useless, my hold is absolute. The slime and the spores are already working to transmogrify you, see? No more...

.... im a real live trans person to whom that term applies, I dont think we need to use that transphobic slur on my timeline, thanks.