Kim Dokja x Yoo Joonghyuk:
Kim Dokja: Do you trust me?
Yoo Joonghyuk: Not as far as I can throw you, no.
Kim Dokja: *Shrugs.* Okay! *Goes off and dies.*
Found this incorrect quote on Google, very funny.
I was eating my breakfast today when I heard my cat meow.
I looked at my cat who meowed and looked at the counter where her food bowl was. She kept making little movements like she wanted to jump up but stopped herself.
She looked up at me.
I sighed and got up from my chair and picked the fat...
"As a catgirl I am perfect and there are very few races that are as perfect as us cats-nya~"
Ah yes, my cat would agree with you. She seems to believe that she is the ruler of the household and all should bow to her.