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You signed the cardboard box lease for 6 months, if you want to cancel now its going to cost you $69.

+physically sick

LET ME OUTTTTTTTTTTT

Yayyyy! *looks around* Why is it all dudes?

Yu can join the hoard of other SH authors who are broke and mentally unstable.

I'm going to move away from home and start writing, I hope I do well (Literally stories of how writers starve to dead)

I curse you to an endless fight with Donkey Kong in a boxing ring.

Dear our daughter is a bird now :0

I will make dragons popular.

There is nothing compromising about doing this, in my opinion. It would be no different than working a job you dislike until you are...

I have gotten 15 members on Patreon, of which 12 are paid. I genuinely think that anyone can do it, and I will continue working to prove...

"I was just checkin' the mail. Get it? Checkin' the male?"

I do not pay worm support!