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Josephus recorded around 50 AD in the Jewish War book 2 chapter 12 that a Roman soldiers fart was so loud that it started a riot that...

Nope, but we do fish a lot so we have friends up there.

You have family on the banks?

I can make it when I drive that way on monday. I am now at the OBX.

On another 14 hour drive to North Carolina to see family.

Yes but do they contain edison lights?

I am shook by my gentrified hometown. Heathens.

Hey, I try to be like that Paul.

The abuse is already starting.

They are blobs.

Paul here. I said they were blobs. She days they are emojis that she has had on her old phone.

Paul's wife here. We're arguing over whether these ":blob_awkward::blob_thor::blob_cringe:" are emojis or not. He claims they're...

Why is your board state having us do long division and multiplication!

Things I have said in my MTG Commander Pod: I swear, if you play that card, I will twist your cock into a 5th dimensional cube.