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Parrents of the hub, share me your parrenting experience, i am being new to this father thing. What did you do that was bad and good at...

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Me: Pick that balloon up. It could hurt the robot vacuum. Kid, spinning around and around with hands on office chair and feet running on...

One of my kid’s best friends just sneezed out two huge ropes of yellow snot dripping past his chin. I don’t wanna get sick again 😭

Just wipe the snot, make the kid wear some mask. Then you're good to dispose of them.

I'll leave the touching of suspect buttholes to you @Azhurie_Mythephan ... I'll just take that third wipe to be safe... or jump in the...

If you touch your butthole after the second wipe, then you will know without necessarily needing a third(it's still possible to need a...

Be all that you can be!

It takes two wipes to know you needed three, but three wipes to know you only needed two...

:blob_joy: Thank you. This is the result for derping in sussy sites. :sweating_profusely:

I like this one.

Your poor back

your rain goddess? -but I'm not a goddess; I'm a demoness. lol

I already packed up all my winter clothes for next winter....