Ah, this week is fun. Sick, snow storm and I lost my wallet. Yay.
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Happy Xmas everyone
Its Wednesday, my dudes!
Woo, FriYAY
It feels like I got nothing done in the last few weeks.
Its Wednesday, my dudes.
It's Wednesday my dudes.
Happy Remembrance Day is a weird thing to say...
Yay home for the weekend.
I know where your family lives
Man, one of my friends decided to fill me in on all the shenanigans from a former site I was on that I left years ago. Apparently... people got divorced, one died, another cheated, it's like my own personal soap opera recap.
It is Saturday. I do not work today. Yet, for some unholy reason, I woke up earlier than I normally do on weekdays for work. I am now staring at my ceiling and questioning all my life choices.
AI Gremlin Jack Black is not real. It can't hurt me. It won't haunt my dreams...
The more I work in my field, the more I realize that saying is true. I am not smart enough for there to be this many people dumber than me.
I just heard fireworks go off at 11:00 PM at night. There are no holidays today. I am confuse.
Well... went to an Irish Wake today (more of just a gathering than a full wake) and was told the most awkward thing. A group of people cancelled, all because each one had the runs. One then proceeded to ask if the wake can be rescheduled. Like... no. We cannot reschedule this. It is on the anniversary of the person's death. Like.... this is the day she died a year ago. Sorry for the inconvenience, I guess?
"Why is the floor sticky?"
"That's where Harley threw up."
Yeah... then my kid proceeded to wait until my meltdown was finished before telling me that she was wrong and it was a few steps over, and it had already been cleaned up by her father.
My kid is an a-hole.
Gentlemen, ladies and the whatevers. "Why are you so fat?" Is not the appropriate way to question your SO's eating habits when you realize they haven't been feeling well enough to eat. Don't be like my spouse.
I stand corrected. Autocorrect tried to neuter my writing but ended up making it something a little more horrific. From Orgasm to Organs. Yeah.
I think my favorite autocorrect lately is where Amaia got changed to Ambiance. -
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