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Did you hear about the accident down in the Caribbean? Apparently, a red boat and a blue boat crashed into each other. The survivors...

So, since nobody else answered, you get no reply from the Gods of Writing, but the Asshole of the SH Forum: I literally only read the...

I don’t know where my last stop is (probably dead before I find somewhere decent) but a rural post office is a good first stop. They...

I was talking about the genre. Not the concept. :blob_reach:

Hold out in Epstein island

Actually, Haitian folklore from sometime in the 1600s I believe. It didn't really enter literature until the 1700s. I believe it wasn't...

I'll stay up where it's cold. Frozen zombies can't hurt anyone and should shatter nicely with a hammer. Do some ice fishing on a lake to...

Do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Ooooooo I love Dad jokes! How do you know a Vampire is unwell? :blob_hmm_two: He be Coffin :blob_teehee: What do you call a Seagull...

A doctor comes home drunk. His wife says, "Dear, you shouldn't drink too much." The man replies, "But it was what I ordered."

Did you know that if you were born in '45, 33 years later, you'd be 78? That's a record! 😁

Did you know, if you extracted all of the blood vessels in your body and lined them up end to end, you would fucking die?

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

You need an emotional support sock