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In a sea of depressed alcoholics and gopniks, be an SRB.

I'm going to shape shift as one of his babes and.... I may have already done it. :blob_evil:

Horny aren't we today? https://www.checkiday.com/a29c31a72727a592a74f6a2810ed77f3/national-horny-day

Orc boy will stick it in a wet light socket if it'd wear mascara. :blobrofl:

@SRB is a happy handy alcoholic.

@SRB

Wah???????

I know, it's sad being sad and an alcoholic on top of it no less.

I never said anything about peanut butter. But yes, that stuff is a drug.

https://www.tumblr.com/demilypyro/811527990108405761

If you walk on the wet floor in going to attach a stick to you and use you as the next mop. :blob_popcorn:

Child: I’m mopping the whole floor, muahhaha! So nobody can walk on it, muahhaha! . . . Now nobody can go to the bathroom!

Me: I’ve got a couple of things to do on my phone, and you’ve got a couple of things to do on your tablet. Child: I don’t. I was going...