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-Higher levels of nutrients (iron, zinc, vitamin B12, etc.). -More protein. -More calorically dense. -The fat in a grass-fed cow is much...

MY FIRST MOTION, As an ungentlemanly man, is... *HELICOPTER HELICOPTER!!!!!!! Ahem* My second motion, as an ungentlemanly man, is to...

I'm an aquarium baby, because when you sit on me you're going to become wet.

Bout to be a Smash tournament up in here.

Yea that's true. I'd be the one holding up Victory. 💕

Oh nooos pangmida is going to draw me! What will I ever do?

Bozos don't know I changed my notification preferences to ignore everything on my profile.

This cuck chair objects. There is one present who is far cuter, dangerously cuter, but I dare not speak the name. Actually, she is the...

Your majestic honor bruh, What can I say except.. Look at that adorable pfp. She's so cute, you want to pinch her cheeks and give her...

Doesn't matter. I'd do self cannibalism

I would like to take the role of the cuck chair. It's a chair the cuck has to sit on. Also MOO!

I should prolly file a case to myself, to trigger the double jeopardy clause. This court convenes to try Case No. 00-00-12 People of...

Yes, but you will also be made of candies and chocolate.