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Moo Principle # 491 - Is anybody thirsty for liquid?

Is anybody thirsty?

Hey so uhh... I'd like to file a defamation. Cinna has accused me of being a pervert without concrete evidence. This has made my...

OMG, he'd even shapeshift into a glass of water. Only for the thirstiest of gentlemen.

I don't know what you mean by this term, thirst trap.

On standby: I'm resolving the issue with the other party involved and will delete this request once resolved.

If you shapeshift into a thirst trap while in the presence of horndogs, then you're really asking for it.

I'm a wholesome bull. I'm a victim of circumstance I say! :blob_catflip:

@JayMark is a strong contender. Giving birth twice in as many weeks, once to a brain-eating worm, and once to an eldritch monster?

You should name your main character Goliath just to be ironic.

Now add magic, auras, superhuman strengths and that watermelon explodes 99% of the time

Slings are awesome and very brutal when used effectively. I can very much picture the guy going up against someone with an insanely...

I'm winning currently by having a new idea for a webnovel, called "I became slinger in the academy" about reincarnated dude abusing the...

Have you tried putting the knife in front of them and having them run into it.

After all these years, I finally found someone I couldn't stab! *lays down in the middle of path for some deep reflection*