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@Corty needs to be my lamaze coach. His job will be to scream BREATHE! BREATHE DAMMIT! at the top of his voice like a drill instructor.

Wait, hold on. What the f*ck do you mean helping @JayMark's special delivery? What?

:blob_hmm: @RedMuffin :blob_reach: Or is it just my cravings? :blob_no: I can't tell.

<...> <I'll be the doctor, I guess. If no one's competent enough to do the real work, this place could crumble. I hope you can...

These are my cats, they are both adopted gentlemen. The black cat, was really really sick last year. He has an incurable virus. And had...

Writer's barely disguised fetish ❌ Writer's openly exposed fetish ✅

It's actually based and awesome for writers to insert their obscure fetishes into their work.

:blob_drool::blob_drool:

And also you would miss on the concert that @Tabula_Rasa will be putting on

There's no nurse! There's no doctor! There's a shaman hitting me with dead sticks! And some creepy old woman keeps trying to give me...

Education mean nothing when it comes to simple writing. If you’re meticulous enough, you can write something decent. English isn't even...

Is this good?

This hospital is a travesty! I'll just get an able wetnurse and do the birth at home! :blob_catflip:

To write all day and not worry about bills... wait I already do that... guess I am living the dream

HARDER!