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Marking the Scribdonian calendar.

Greeting Mr(?)/Mrs(?)... JayMark. I arrive representing my client @AnonUnlimited , who'd like to sue you for libel and defaming his...

I hearby plea for a jury of my peers due to wrongful harm suffered from brainworm feeding. I was to seek damages for pain and suffering...

I make a motion to have the "Praise Anon" thread frozen so there is no deletion of evidence. I make a motion to have the Paternity fraud...

but... but I'm an attorney for @AnonUnlimited !! am not in any way representing jaymark(unless, they pay me more than anon, then I'm on...

but my client is indeed impotent! Therefore he could not have fathered that child! I suspect the worm did asexual reproduction and my...

I wish I could draw like Hans.

Well! Tis your original, friendly neighborhood suicidal teacher-author-artist, Hans! If you haven't known yet, I do draw'n. As in...

I'm back. My balls are sack. Deez nutz are back!

You won deez nuts.

We had a child. It ate 7/9ths of my brain before sliding out my nose when I vomited.

Mating with Anon again? :blob_popcorn:

Winning Deez Big Nuts!

Moo Principle #479 - AnonUnlimited Junior no longer needs milk, so I can ditch this motherly form and go back to standing on all fours...

Moo.