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Moo Principle # 470 - Do not eat questionable worms from a question mark. If you see any delicious looking eggs lying around the forum...

@Conqueror_Quack How much for you to eat a worm? Ducks eat worms right?

No, because I'm not eating a worm that can go to the brain and make me delusional and then calling someone else and saying I gave birth...

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HOw can he be soo cruel to such an innocent cow!!

Be careful about those cards. The secret is brain worms. The cards contain brain worms.

I accept the free wallet, is that good enough?

You have been given a fetch quest where a human life hangs in the balance. Do you accept the quest by sir Doggo?

My kobolds help grow my hoard.

That should be a song.

Somehow this one gets more laughing reactions than love reactions. Something about that is frying me. :blob_joy::blob_joy::blob_joy:

This is so your child knows what his father looks like in case he tries to escape responsibility.

Guys, I have something to confess. AnonUnlimited made me wear costumes and then had me shape shift for hours on end. He made each of my...