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Moo Principle # 448 - Friendship is the glue that warms the heart. Friendship is the coal that bonds the soul.

A very infuriating thing is "hurry up and wait." It's when people rush you to get somewhere, only for you to end up waiting when you get...

by AnonUnlimited

Im sure they arnt dumb enough to mix up their measurements and emotions.

Does that mean when you punch a European they Flcentimeter?

sooo If an American Smiles Do Europeans Skilometers? #Showerthoughts

That was so bad, even I groaned.

Cats who say 'respect is earned' when you ask them to have respect for someone important.

Happy Valentines Day People.

I ate two hot belyash today because I went to work early (sandwich place was closed). Moral of the story, don't go outside early at...

When people refuse to show proper respect to @AnonUnlimited

I will create a new one in you, and that's ending sentences with certain contractions. Also odd contractions. A tumor, you've. A piece...

Hello Am! I'm Hans!

Fairly sure the stork that delivers the baby doesn't care about that kind of stuff.

M&Ms and Skittles in the same bowl is a actual war crime