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This thread is a dumpster fire in the making, @Corty needs to oversee this.

Someday you'll get interviewed too! Though Jaymark's scandals are what's trending these days!

That was the raccoon in that butthole experiment

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So... you made the headlines, impersonating me... ARE YOU STEALING MY SPOTLIGHT?! MOOOOOODS! MOOOOODS!

When I took Corty's form I was a busty blond with one red eye and one blue eye. I had to wear a bikini made of socks and repeatedly tug...

AnonUnlimited made me praise him in your form.

The first interview goes to the bull? And no mention of me, but @AnonUnlimited gets a shoutout? This paper is only good for kindling...

Ignoring everything else in this thread, here is some advice that will help you after you finally leave school and enter the big world...

What the fuck?

To solve the declining birthrates we turn people into pokemon and make them breed.

Every title-holding being needs an archenemy.