ConansWitchBaby

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Wednesday at 6:58 PM

Don't like having been isekai'd? Easy rescue idea:

Plagiarize the fuck out of Disney and Nintendo and they will tear through the fabric of reality to whoop your ass in court. Free ride to Earth.

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Feb 27, 2026

I'mma make a protagonist that has the power to make loli's 18+ year olds in an instant. Yes, they become lolis again after it ends. Follow me for more ways to get past content guidelines!

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Feb 19, 2026

Oh God, I hadn't realized how bad phone shit was! Tried to use both gwork and online office on an android and these WHORES keep demanding to download the app. Worse, clicking on "use desktop site" breaks the writing! Shit stains I say! Shit stains!!!

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Feb 18, 2026

Just realized we don't have the sushi emotes in the forums. I would prefer an actual slap to the face.

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Feb 16, 2026

Just thought about weebs that get isekai'd trying to get girls but, they can't see him that way because they have to stop walking every twenty seconds so he can catch up to them. Never underestimate how unfit weebs are if they can't even walk at a normal speed.

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Feb 15, 2026

I had a great idea but it will derail the story i I introduce it! Because then it becomes a master/disciple story rather than a villainess that ran away story!

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  TinaMigarlo

• Feb 14, 2026

I think I finally figured out your screen name, lol. I own a DVD of the original Conan the Barbarian movie. Cool.

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Feb 9, 2026

The lamia apprentice has been regulated to best bro and is now human. The harem culling continues.

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Jan 28, 2026

How is there a scribblehub reddit space? Why? All the nerds are here.

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  TinaMigarlo

• Jan 27, 2026

hi conan. you're buddies with eldoria, aren't you? God, I feel sorry for whoever has to be trapped in an office with that lady.

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Jan 27, 2026

I might have messed up a bit. I haven't really read much of the "returner" genre. Barely knew it was even a thing. I can either read up on it or go full balls-to-the-wall off-road with the story. Who am I kidding? I'll just write in the genre blind!

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Jan 19, 2026

I have removed the milfs and teacher. Now I'm sweating because of the vampire family.

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Jan 19, 2026

I have realized that I might have introduced the harem a bit too quickly. Time to obliterate the wyvern gf and sideline the orc gf. I already got the bunny alchemist, half-giant necromancer with dwarfism, lamia apprentice, corpse knight and human auctioneer. Maybe I can remove the last one too.

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Jan 13, 2026

When are we getting a "slime apocalypse" story? These things seem to get OP whenever they are sneezed at.

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Jan 7, 2026

It would be refreshing to see a cat-girl look a MC up and down and say, "ew. Get away you flat-faced hairless abomination. Go munch on some gruel or something."

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  Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

• Jan 6, 2026

Will you whisper into my scales?

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Jan 6, 2026

Yeah, I have no idea why I'm being less shitposter and more serious. Anyhoo, I should have something published by the end of the month. What? No clue. I'mma make a dump novel.

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Jan 3, 2026

I always find it funny how Robin Hood was originally a cunt but the bards needed material to work with. So now the rich nobles are random people against the corrupt instead of the typical nobles doing the usual business.

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Dec 31, 2025

1600 messages solid!

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  ConansWitchBaby

• Dec 27, 2025

These cheap ass headphones are backwards. How the hell does that happen?