I hate my real name.. I find it ironic with how I've lived my life.
Another joke with this stupid Sloth as the punchline.
Does "drinking too early" count if you're still drinking?
wait.. i don't know.. NEVERMIND! it's after 12pm. Another round, Garçon!!!
..Hmm? Why are you digging in other people's trashcans? Shoo. go away, pettegola.