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    Azhurie_Mythephan commented on Azhurie_Mythephan's profile post.
    Each time is not a chronology, but rather an iteration of reality.
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    Azhurie_Mythephan commented on Woolen_Monkey's profile post.
    You mean the kind where you're properly conscious of the dream, and you summon cthulhu, then you reach out your hand and pinch him up...
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    Azhurie_Mythephan updated their status.
    21 years ago was 7 times ago.
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    Azhurie_Mythephan commented on JayMark's profile post.
    I didn't read any of those "busy"s as "busy".
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    Azhurie_Mythephan commented on Azhurie_Mythephan's profile post.
    I always read the terms and conditions. A yogurt cup doesn't have those on it.
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    Azhurie_Mythephan commented on Azhurie_Mythephan's profile post.
    I played Subnautica in VR and it made me hallucinate that I was underwater, and it made it hard for me to breathe for a month.
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    Azhurie_Mythephan updated their status.
    I don't think, that if full dive VR ever became a thing, that I would be able to play it safely. I played Valheim in regular VR for just...
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    Azhurie_Mythephan commented on Navillus's profile post.
    Good morning.
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    Azhurie_Mythephan updated their status.
    They call it a yogurt cup, but it only contains a half cup of yogurt... Why?
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    Azhurie_Mythephan commented on CountVanBadger's profile post.
    An hour and forty-six minutes was how long you laid on the ground after getting rammed in by that Ford Focus. You were out cold for...
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    Azhurie_Mythephan commented on Azhurie_Mythephan's profile post.
    I found the cigars and milk. The cigars are in their box and the milk is in the fridge.
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    Azhurie_Mythephan reacted to CountVanBadger's comment on CountVanBadger's profile post with Haha Haha.
    I am an alpha male. That Ford Focus didn't smack me, *I* smacked *it*. With my face. For an hour and forty six minutes.
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    Azhurie_Mythephan commented on CountVanBadger's profile post.
    Looks like you got smacked by a ford focus a couple times.
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    Azhurie_Mythephan commented on Macha's profile post.
    Florida man bites off other Florida man's cock. Gets pregnant with triplets. Spits some seed out onto rock. Rock is also pregnant...
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    Azhurie_Mythephan updated their status.
    I did not win the lottery. All of my numbers were off by exactly 3 on each.
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