Azhurie_Mythephan's latest activity

My soul extinguisher is expired.

*slices off your hindquarters and decapitates you, with evisceration and soul extinguishment, just in case*

that's it. Duck and Satan are dying today. There is no other way.

Thank you you for the tea. Their names are Auryithex and Norythiim.

Can I be a duck for tax purposes?

Are you going to finish that tea?

Also ruined my ability to walk straight for a while, though that was remedied with practice. Sight was damaged too(sight was always bad...

During my entire childhood, I can count on four hands the amount of times I misspelled a word or made a typo, but the moment I turned 21...

The juice always leaks when you don't want it to. Never throw unfinished drinks or soups in the trash. Dump wasted liquids like soup...

I have a player's handbook, so I go to all of the relevant sections while I create the character, and my character flaw always ends up...

Glass Shield build

I spent several days creating everything else about the character after that.

I rolled a 20 three times, a 19, an 18, and a 17 on my attributes, then I flubbed the health roll and ended with 3 hp on my paladin.

I started with 3 hp as a paladin.

Boobah!