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:blob_blank: Or maybe it is just the media you are around. I avoid all kind of social media.

For me most annoying ones are these 'nice guys', always askin for my number or address.

:blob_cookie: I guess, a meowfield.

Ehh, seriously? I thought anyone who sees you would get attracted. You have a force field?

Muah! Of course cookie.

:blob_blank: That is curious as I get none of that.

*pat pat pats* More fun than my texts, I just get people trying to flirt with me @.@) Today I got one just saying "You nasty bitch"

:blob_aww: Anyway, I hope my story proved useful as didactic material.

:blob_blank: Still strange.

I mean, they are correct. But like, @.@)... I think we just witnessed someone touching grass for the first time and reporting their...

@.@) What That person held it in for too long huh

Wa, I get creepy texts all the time since people mistake me for a woman. What did you receive?

Mao was very cute ah, though my dear here is cuter!

OR YOU CAN SAY THAT SHE DEVELOPED LATE AND IN ONE YEAR REACHED PUBERTY WHERE HER B*** GROWED RAPIDLY, IT MAY BE SHORT, I MEAN YOU DO NOT...

:blob_blank: Which reminds me of a creepy PM I have once received.