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No no, my intention was good back then. And there's a law saying that its the intention that's count

:blob_melt: You mistake penal responsibility for civil responsibility~.

noooo! Catto! Don't leave me!!!!! Don't dieeee!

XwX

I see what's happening here... i tried to believe on the judicial system... but it failed me. Very well, i shall leave and rest my...

Please don't. Think of the poor janitors who would have to clean it up...

This is exactly the lawless behavior one would expect from an arrogant tyrant! Does he have proper documents and license to own such...

Ahem! Honored judges, I want to file another misdemanour against the orc! Today, I was presented with an offering of 3 catnip fishes...

:blob_teary: *cough* *cough* *has weak kitten cough*

*drags in @Assurbanipal_II * here for checkup and treatment for food poisoning!

:meowsip:Does the court have jurisdiction over cats~?

Reddit tells me the way to attract girls is to be a he/they

Agentt!!! :<

Got you covered (y) 🍿:blob_popcorn:

🍿 :blob_popcorn: Yup. You did good. Does this mean your partying on 4/20?