SUPREME COURT OF SHF

[Gray_Mann]

I just got finished with a court case a few months back....and now y'all having court here too?

You peeps scare the shit out of me sometimes.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

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I have tried to not do this, but I'm going to have to file a case against the judge for his awful life choices and, more importantly, trying to drag us into lowering our quality of life alongside him.

This court convenes to try Case No. 00-00-11 People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @Playerkartik for his awful life choices, and for dragging everyone in lowering their quality of life, as alleged by accuser @Anonjohn20 .

Defendant @Playerkartik this court hereby orders you to answer the allegations within 48 hours. Failure to comply will force the court to send you a box of A5 Wagyu Beef courtesy of @JayMark and you have to eat it.

Court clerk's personal opinion: "This vicious cycle of betrayal and counter-betrayal..."

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I will like to speak to my lawyer @Anemic_Vampire.

Duchess, can you make arguments for me against being cute?

Defendant @Envylope enters a 'summon my minion lawyer' plea.

Accuser @CinnaSloth please detail your allegations within 48 hours. Failure to comply will force the court to burn your sin of Sloth, so it can't be eaten.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I just got finished with a court case a few months back....and now y'all having court here too?

You peeps scare the shit out of me sometimes.

Our intelligence is evolving faster than one can think.

I dunno what I'm saying.

 

[pangmida]

I would also like to motion a trial against @pangmida for having too many harem lovers, and must make a list outlining where I stand in her list of hundreds of wives!

"What number am I, you beautiful woman you?"

This court convenes to try Case No. 00-00-10 People of the ScribbleHub versus @pangmida for having too many harem lovers, and force her to make a rankings list of her lovers, as alleged by accuser @CinnaSloth .

Defendant @pangmida is hereby ordered to answer allegations against her within 48 hours. Failure to do so will prompt the court to resurrect her other self, Pangmibro, and marry him to Jaymarie.

Your honor! As you know, all women are queens. To rank them is to compare them. That is such… ungentlemanly behavior! If I must rank, then of course Slothy is number 1, as should all baddies be.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Your honor! As you know, all women are queens. To rank them is to compare them. That is such… ungentlemanly behavior! If I must rank, then of course Slothy is number 1, as should all baddies be.

Defendant @pangmida has entered the 'all women are queens' plea.

Accuser @CinnaSloth since you are the one who filed this case, you are very ungentlemanly, thus you are a man. The court hereby orders you to detail your case against pangmida within 48 hours, or the court will be forced to burn the sin of Sloth to dark, black charcoal-crisp...contraption.

 

[JayMark]

I wish to make an important statement regarding the affairs of the court concerning the current caseload.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I should prolly file a case to myself, to trigger the double jeopardy clause.

This court convenes to try Case No. 00-00-12 People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @Hans.Trondheim for being the NTR Man, as alleged by himself.

Defendant @Hans.Trondheim the court hereby orders you to answer the allegations against you. Failure to comply within 48 hours will force the court to have you solve a sudoku puzzle.

Hah! I'm protected now!

 

[JayMark]

I would like to take the role of the cuck chair. It's a chair the cuck has to sit on.
Also MOO!

 

[Playerkartik]

I should prolly file a case to myself, to trigger the double jeopardy clause.

This court convenes to try Case No. 00-00-12 People of the ScribbleHub Forum versus @Hans.Trondheim for being the NTR Man, as alleged by himself.

Defendant @Hans.Trondheim the court hereby orders you to answer the allegations against you. Failure to comply within 48 hours will force the court to have you solve a sudoku puzzle.

Hah! I'm protected now!

sudoku's are ez

 

[Playerkartik]

I would like to take the role of the cuck chair. It's a chair the cuck has to sit on.
Also MOO!

@JayMark has been assigned to be a cuck chair

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

sudoku's are ez

Your Horror Honor, do you know why Math is spelled as M-A-T-H?

M-ental
A-buse
T-o
H-ans

 

[CinnaSloth]

Defendant @Envylope enters a 'summon my minion lawyer' plea.

Accuser @CinnaSloth please detail your allegations within 48 hours. Failure to comply will force the court to burn your sin of Sloth, so it can't be eaten.

Your majestic honor bruh,
What can I say except.. Look at that adorable pfp. She's so cute, you want to pinch her cheeks and give her all the cake and ice cream she can eat, then tuck her safely into bed as if she were your own. She's a cute little vampy princess.
and second, I would like you to witness this

This is a screenshot of our adorable vampire speaking. I ask you, who speaks like this? Adorably, cute girls. -and femboys (who are still cute, and adorable despite being male). @Tsuru and @Iamnotabot can be clearly spotted as witnesses of her cuteness.

I proclaim that THIS court, and all who bare witness to @Envylope , must concede to her powers of absolute cuteness. and her subtitle as "Queen of the Enpire" should be changed to "Queen of Cuteness"!

I rest my case.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Your majestic honor bruh,
What can I say except.. Look at that adorable pfp. She's so cute, you want to pinch her cheeks and give her all the cake and ice cream she can eat, then tuck her safely into bed as if she were your own. She's a cute little vampy princess.
and second, I would like you to witness this
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This is a screenshot of our adorable vampire speaking. I ask you, who speaks like this? Adorably, cute girls. -and femboys (who are still cute, and adorable despite being male). @Tsuru and @Iamnotabot can be clearly spitted as witnesses of her cuteness.

I proclaim that THIS court, and all who bare witness to @Envylope , must concede to her powers of absolute cuteness. and her subtitle as "Queen of the Enpire" should be changed to "Queen of Cuteness"!

I rest my case.

Accuser @CinnaSloth has submitted her counter-affidavit, with picture evidences too.

The prosecution counsel may now present their arguments.

 

[JayMark]

Your majestic honor bruh,
What can I say except.. Look at that adorable pfp. She's so cute, you want to pinch her cheeks and give her all the cake and ice cream she can eat, then tuck her safely into bed as if she were your own. She's a cute little vampy princess.
and second, I would like you to witness this
View attachment 46877
This is a screenshot of our adorable vampire speaking. I ask you, who speaks like this? Adorably, cute girls. -and femboys (who are still cute, and adorable despite being male). @Tsuru and @Iamnotabot can be clearly spotted as witnesses of her cuteness.

I proclaim that THIS court, and all who bare witness to @Envylope , must concede to her powers of absolute cuteness. and her subtitle as "Queen of the Enpire" should be changed to "Queen of Cuteness"!

I rest my case.

This cuck chair objects. There is one present who is far cuter, dangerously cuter, but I dare not speak the name. Actually, she is the goddess-empress of cuteness so there is still room for a queen.

This cuck chair withdraws its objection and apologizes for the time used.

 

[CinnaSloth]

Defendant @pangmida has entered the 'all women are queens' plea.

Accuser @CinnaSloth since you are the one who filed this case, you are very ungentlemanly, thus you are a man. The court hereby orders you to detail your case against pangmida within 48 hours, or the court will be forced to burn the sin of Sloth to dark, black charcoal-crisp...contraption.

MY FIRST MOTION, As an ungentlemanly man, is... *HELICOPTER HELICOPTER!!!!!!!

Ahem*
My second motion, as an ungentlemanly man, is to say IF all women are queens as Mida-my love has proclaimed!
Then I would like an explanation of why @pangmida HERSELF keeps them all as her personal love harem!
As we all know Harems are perverted, and not meant for classy beautiful Queens!!

I demand @pangmida place rings on all our fingers! and make us proper Queen x Queens, and not love slaves to be written about in her autobiography, "The Marvelous Enchanting Queen" -(written by a brilliant writer of course) ~herself.

 

[Nolff]

Defendant @CinnaSloth entered a counter-invite to her own thread. Accuser @Nolff please state the detail of your case. Failure to do so within 48 hours will have the court order that you shorten your name to Norbert instead of Nolff.

So, sir @Hans.Trondheim. I would like to inform you that it isn't just @CinnaSloth that is doing a defamation here. Instead of @CinnaSloth doing the defamation directly, @Conqueror_Quack was the one who posted a list of perverts, which included my name in said list. @CinnaSloth role in this defamation was akin to an initiation, an ignition to a soon-to-be burning piles of garbage, with @Conqueror_Quack being the fire who accused me directly.

On evidence number 1a, you can see that @CinnaSloth was the OP of the thread "(Mature only) No peaking <3)". On evidence number 1b, @Conqueror_Quack have made a list of who he claimed as 'perverts' and thus causing many people's reputation to be stained by his post. Several of these claims had been proven to be correct, while many more was proven to be just a bluff. The two has clear intent in bad faith, spreading misinformation while also turning people to think that those in the list are liabilities. The evidences shown below here are to be taken with full attention as the posts may have been tempered and changed in the meantime by @CinnaSloth and @Conqueror_Quack.

And to think the Sin of Sloth to be here out of all places... Smh.

Evidence 1a:

Evidence 1b:

:D your majestical honor sir, I would like to note: This trial has no official evidence that I, or my online persons, have ever actually called anyone (except @pangmida and @Anonjohn20 ) a pervert, and this trial be thrown out for lack of evidence for these baseless accusations. -and I would like to motion a counter sue @Nolff , on the basis for wasting this courts time with not only one complaint in this courtroom about me, but 3.

also. I would like it to be put on file, that I have big, bouncy naturals, and should be acquitted of all crimes in nearby future because of this fact. I rest my case, your nacho supremeness.

I would like to add this to the evidence file. Her statement just now is a clear representation of bullsh*ttery. I am in no place to judge, but clearly, even children could differ which one is a devil and which one is not here.

Smh...

Get lost this thread is for mature people...Not some random 17 year old

My brother in humanity, you are one too, dummy. Besides, I'm turning 18 this year. Just you wait.

 

[Playerkartik]

So, sir @Hans.Trondheim. I would like to inform you that it isn't just @CinnaSloth that is doing a defamation here. Instead of @CinnaSloth doing the defamation directly, @Conqueror_Quack was the one who posted a list of perverts, which included my name in said list. @CinnaSloth role in this defamation was akin to an initiation, an ignition to a soon-to-be burning piles of garbage, with @Conqueror_Quack being the fire who accused me directly.

On evidence number 1a, you can see that @CinnaSloth was the OP of the thread "(Mature only) No peaking <3)". On evidence number 1b, @Conqueror_Quack have made a list of who he claimed as 'perverts' and thus causing many people's reputation to be stained by his post. Several of these claims had been proven to be correct, while many more was proven to be just a bluff. The two has clear intent in bad faith, spreading misinformation while also turning people to think that those in the list are liabilities. The evidences shown below here are to be taken with full attention as the posts may have been tempered and changed in the meantime by @CinnaSloth and @Conqueror_Quack.

And to think the Sin of Sloth to be here out of all places... Smh.

Evidence 1a:
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Evidence 1b:
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I would like to add this to the evidence file. Her statement just now is a clear representation of bullsh*ttery. I am in no place to judge, but clearly, even children could differ which one is a devil and which one is not here.

Smh...

My brother in humanity, you are one too, dummy. Besides, I'm turning 18 this year. Just you wait.

bro typed this entirely in 28 minutes

 

[Nolff]

bro typed this entirely in 28 minutes

Bro f*cking counted the time I took to write that, lmao.

 

[Playerkartik]

Bro f*cking counted the time I took to write that, lmao.

I just looked at your face before starting typing and after typing...That's it