SUPREME COURT OF SHF

[Playerkartik]

Ms @Tabula_Rasa I ask you to explain your allegations in detail

 

[Tabula_Rasa]

Ms @Tabula_Rasa I ask you to explain your allegations in detail

*On a plane, half way to Canada.*

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Ms @Tabula_Rasa has been asked by this horrorable honorable court to explain her allegations within 48 hours, or she'll be forced to commit sudoku.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Ms @Tabula_Rasa enters a "I'm escaping away from giant robo-mommy to Canada" plea.

 

[JayMark]

@Iamnotabot

Your honor, I make a motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the jury pool is tainted in favor of the plaintiff.

Your honor, I make a second motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the plaintiff @JuliaDarkrest is not the real party of interest and lacks standing.

 

[Playerkartik]

Ms @Tabula_Rasa enters a "I'm escaping away from giant robo-mommy to Canada" plea.

Plea DISMISSED
Reason - unrelated / plea not applicable

 

[Playerkartik]

@Iamnotabot

Your honor, I make a motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the jury pool is tainted in favor of the plaintiff.

Your honor, I make a second motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the plaintiff @JuliaDarkrest is not the real party of interest and lacks standing.

Iamnotabot is not the current Judge
Anyways, The court can forgive a pregnant cow for once

@Hans.Trondheim Start the case

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

@Iamnotabot

Your honor, I make a motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the jury pool is tainted in favor of the plaintiff.

Your honor, I make a second motion to have the paternity fraud case against one Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie dissmissed on grounds that the plaintiff @JuliaDarkrest is not the real party of interest and lacks standing.

Defendant @JayMark enters a not guilty plea on grounds of cow pregnancy.

Iamnotabot is not the current Judge
Anyways, The court can forgive a pregnant cow for once

@Hans.Trondheim Start the case

This SHF Court finds that the defendants @AnonUnlimited and @JayMark, of case no. 00-00-01 People of the ScribbleHub Forum vs. AnonUnlimited/Jaymark NOT GUILTY of the charges brought to them.

Moreover, this court order the accuser, Ms. @Juia_Darkcrest of lifetime calf support for the couple.

This court is adjourned.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Iamnotabot is not the current Judge
Anyways, The court can forgive a pregnant cow for once

@Hans.Trondheim Start the case

Case No. SHF 00-00-02 People of the ScribbleHub versus @Iamnotabot

Accuser Ms. @Tabula_Rasa alleges defendant @Iamnotabot of damaging reaction economy.

Defendant Iamnotabot stated that she's rich, and thus she controls everything.

Accuser Tabula_Rasa answered defendant's statement by fleeing to Canada, because she doesn't want to become giant robo-mommy made pancake.

You may now present your arguments, Prosecution panel.

 

[A-Random-Writer]

@Tabula_Rasa how did you get away with 200lb of steel strapped to your ankles?

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

@Tabula_Rasa how did you get away with 200lb of steel strapped to your ankles?

Because she is...

Tabula Rasa.

Hence, she is weightless. She is nothing. And you can't restrain nothing.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

wtf, I do not touch cows.

 

[A-Random-Writer]

Because she is...

Tabula Rasa.

Hence, she is weightless. She is nothing. And you can't restrain nothing.

well damn. Should i call me SCP "Connections" to recontain her?

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

well damn. Should i call me SCP "Connections" to recontain her?

Not yet, she still has an active court case.

 

[JayMark]

wtf, I do not touch cows.

You have brain worms do that for you.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

@JayMark this court can also process divorce and annulment proceedings.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Haha...anyway, I really should go now peeps. Had fun chatting with everyone! Imma be late for work.

 

[Tabula_Rasa]

@Tabula_Rasa how did you get away with 200lb of steel strapped to your ankles?

Video call from undisclosed location:

I am made of paper.

After a long vaction in Canada, and talked to many new friends, and given lots of advice

I er here by withdraw all allegations against @Iamnotabot, and i er.. am... in no way in any duress and am speaking of sound mind-

*call cuts off abruptly.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I vote "not guilty" for @Iamnotabot

 

[Playerkartik]

Video call from undisclosed location:

I am made of paper.

After a long vaction in Canada, and talked to many new friends, and given lots of advice

I er here by withdraw all allegations against @Iamnotabot, and i er.. am... in no way in any duress and am speaking of sound mind-

*call cuts off abruptly.

The allegations have been withdrawn
@Hans.Trondheim Close the case