Anonjohn20
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Me too, but in my time zone it's nighttime rn, so it's justified.I'm winning currently by being sleepy
Wah!
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*EXPLODES!*
With my final breath, I ordered this.
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| Phase | Key facts |
|---|---|
| Gas build-up (pre-11:00) | Cows each produce ≈300 – 500 L of methane per day via enteric fermentation; in an inadequately ventilated shed methane can accumulate above its lower explosive limit of 5 % v/v. euronews.com |
| Ignition (≈11:05) | A static spark from a powered grooming brush/milking-frame contacted a gas pocket. Police described “flashes of flame” rather than a shock-wave typical of high-order explosions. reuters.comblick.ch |
| Flash-over & roof lift (seconds) | Flames raced across the truss space; several lightweight roof sheets were displaced (“geringer Schaden an Dachabdeckung”). osthessen-news.de |
| Fire-service response (≈11:10 onward) | • Volunteer brigade Rasdorf and a specialist gas-measurement unit from Hünfeld entered with gas sensors and thermal cameras, confirmed no continuing ignition source, vented the barn, and began salvage. osthessen-news.de |
| Animal & human impact | One cow treated on-site for superficial burns; herd otherwise unharmed. No farm personnel were injured. reuters.comglobalnews.ca |
| Aspect | Details |
|---|---|
| Repairs | Roof sheets and purlins were replaced within days; milking resumed normally the same week. osthessen-news.de |
| Safety advice | Local farm bureau reminded producers to keep forced-ventilation running in winter, bond metallic equipment, and service anti-static brushes. blick.ch |
| Sphere | Impact |
|---|---|
| Media | Reuters’ 200-word wire went global within 24 h; outlets from BBC to The Mirror to AP ran the story, often focusing on the comic angle of “cow farts.” In 2020 the regional Fuldaer Zeitung revisited the farm, calling the herd “the most famous 90 cows in the world.” fuldaerzeitung.de |
| Pop culture | The episode still appears in lists of “weird explosions,” late-night monologues, and high-school chemistry books illustrating flammable gases from biology. |
| Climate-talk sound-bite | Headlines helped cement the public idea that ruminants are potent climate actors—useful (if simplified) ammunition in debates on dietary methane cuts. |
Ah, I'm still alive. But Shiririririririririruuuuuuuuu will never be a lady llike noble princess!Wah!