LuoirM's Spotify Fortune Telling Post

[LuoirM]

I have 200 songs in my Favorite playlist on Spotify.

You ask me a question, then pick a random number from 1-200, you may use dice bot if you wish.

Based on the vibes and meaning of that song. I will give you an answer to your question. Fortune-Telling style.

Perferably if it's a tarot-like question which is open-ended.

Now go!

 

[Tempokai]

Will the next roast I'll write be happy or sad?
Number: 42

 

[LuoirM]

Will the next roast I'll write be happy or sad?
Number: 42

Gangsta's Paradise is a song about fate, the lyrics mostly consisted of sighs and self observation and tiredness of the things going on day and day. Such as

"'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that"
"The way things is going I don't know"
"If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?"
"It's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'"

From my observation and interpretation, you are tired, and from tiredness will come frustration. And it will be sad, very sad from now on, with rarely any happy.

 

[Tempokai]

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Gangsta's Paradise is a song about fate, the lyrics mostly consisted of sighs and self observation and tiredness of the things going on day and day. Such as

"'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that"
"The way things is going I don't know"
"If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?"
"It's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'"

From my observation and interpretation, you are tired, and from tiredness will come frustration. And it will be sad, very sad from now on, with rarely any happy.

10/10 would use the service again

 

[Mellohwa]

Will I do well on tomorrow's presentation project?
Number 88

 

[LuoirM]

Will I do well on tomorrow's presentation project?
Number 88

Nah bro you're going home

Probably too embarrassed from failure or sum

 

[Mellohwa]

Nah bro you're going home

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Probably too embarrassed from failure or sum

I think more subtle and less frontal would be good for your client's heart

 

[ElijahRyne]

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I have 200 songs in my Favorite playlist on Spotify.

You ask me a question, then pick a random number from 1-200, you may use dice bot if you wish.

Based on the vibes and meaning of that song. I will give you an answer to your question. Fortune-Telling style.

Perferably if it's a tarot-like question which is open-ended.

Now go!

Will I eat something in the next 4 hours.
4.

 

[ShrimpShady]

Am I going to wake up tomorrow feeling refreshed or will my head hurt and my neck ache?

27

 

[K_Jira]

Will I finish my current WIP in 2 months? 49.

 

[LuoirM]

I think more subtle and less frontal would be good for your client's heart

God doesn't intend for pussies

Work against fate, do the best possible presentation in the history of mankind and punch me in the jaw when you're home cus I'm wrong

Will I eat something in the next 4 hours.
4.

This music by my favorite author is a crazy one, his Love Music series (1-2-3-4) was about him rambling about his music obsession, how much he loved art and women. And he's dangerously, negatively positive.

So you would probably eat something crazy, like a handful of shreeded cheese.

Or you'll do drugs cus this is the lyrics.

"Drugs, say no to drugs
Fuck it, do all the drugs and make love
Fuck it, take it all the way put a needle in your vein
Then collapse in a pile on a rug, love it"

Am I going to wake up tomorrow feeling refreshed or will my head hurt and my neck ache?

27

This song was once viral in Vietnam, the story is basically "Fuck society, fuck life, fuck work, fuck school, me and my girlfriend gonna go away for a while, to cooldown and heal ourselves. Sorry mom and dad, we'll be home soon."

It's about rebellion and trying to take a different approach in life.

If you usually wake up with a headache, then tomorrow will be less of a headache
If you usually wake up refreshed, then you're fucked

Will I finish my current WIP in 2 months? 49.

This song from my favorite author is the 2nd part of his Tale series
Jenny's Tale > Screech's Tale > Violet's Tale

It's about Screech doing something wrong, murdering Jenny and facing consequences. Getting shot down by Patrick.

So, chances are, you're not going to finish the WIP and face consequences, either lost of following or your client buttfucking you

 

[HelloHound]

how's my future look? number 3

 

[Corty]

Hit me baby one more time! Will my next book be popular?

25

 

[ElijahRyne]

God doesn't intend for pussies

Work against fate, do the best possible presentation in the history of mankind and punch me in the jaw when you're home cus I'm wrong

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This music by my favorite author is a crazy one, his Love Music series (1-2-3-4) was about him rambling about his music obsession, how much he loved art and women. And he's dangerously, negatively positive.

So you would probably eat something crazy, like a handful of shreeded cheese.

Or you'll do drugs cus this is the lyrics.

"Drugs, say no to drugs
Fuck it, do all the drugs and make love
Fuck it, take it all the way put a needle in your vein
Then collapse in a pile on a rug, love it"

View attachment 38378
This song was once viral in Vietnam, the story is basically "Fuck society, fuck life, fuck work, fuck school, me and my girlfriend gonna go away for a while, to cooldown and heal ourselves. Sorry mom and dad, we'll be home soon."

It's about rebellion and trying to take a different approach in life.

If you usually wake up with a headache, then tomorrow will be less of a headache
If you usually wake up refreshed, then you're fucked

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This song from my favorite author is the 2nd part of his Tale series
Jenny's Tale > Screech's Tale > Violet's Tale

It's about Screech doing something wrong, murdering Jenny and facing consequences. Getting shot down by Patrick.

So, chances are, you're not going to finish the WIP and face consequences, either lost of following or your client buttfucking you

Would microwave spaghetti seasoned with chili powder, salt, and pepper count as crazy,,?
24

 

[Daydreamers]

What should I focus on right now?
10

 

[Empress_Omnii]

Will this week be worthwhile?
1

 

[ShrimpShady]

If you usually wake up with a headache, then tomorrow will be less of a headache
If you usually wake up refreshed, then you're fucked

Sounds like I'll be waking up feeling the soft glow of the sun on my cheeks while the scent of eggs and bacon and the sounds of 2000s Nickelodeon fill the air.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

"'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that"

Even my momma thinks that my mind is gone,
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it,
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of,
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Because you might be endin' up lined in chalk then

I think that's how that part goes.

 

[LuoirM]

how's my future look? number 3

This is a rebellion song about overthrowing the government, fuck the president, fuck the parliment, some rock shit

So you're probably gonna bite someone. Then probably turned wild or something...

Woof?

Hit me baby one more time! Will my next book be popular?

25

This is complicated

[Sẽ Có Nhiều Khi] is a song from one of my favorite series of sad Quarter Life Crisis song from Hưng Cao (Q.L.C > Như Bản Tình Ca > Sẽ Có Nhiều Khi > Cho Tôi Ra Khỏi Đây)

This series had a sad tone, it's about him facing his life as both a teacher, a rapper and a man reaching his 30s


Rough translation
"There will be times when you want to let it all go
There will be times when you think there is nothing left"

"The result was not as expected, so
Alone again, I walked home silently
Putting on a humorous mask to
Secretly swallow my disappointment with a careless sip of water"

I'd say you'll have some disappointments

 

[LuoirM]

Would microwave spaghetti seasoned with chili powder, salt, and pepper count as crazy,,?
24

This is a question for the normal humans, not for the tarot readers bruh

You should call up your parents and ask if they think it's good for you