The Last to Comment Wins

[Tempokai]

Older than both, civilization itself started because the nomads were having a hard time finding enough wheat. Alcohol haters will claim that city-states started to be formed so that they could make bread, but alcohol lovers will correctly state that they had no problem making bread when they were nomads; it was the discovery of beer that pushed humans to join together. The oldest one I know of is Mesopotamia; there might be an older civilization I don't know of.

Sumerians I guess would be the one since they are the ones with the oldest texts

I was reading about Stafford Beer lol. I'm winning currently by misrepresenting the context

 

[Anonjohn20]

Sumerians I guess would be the one since they are the ones with the oldest texts

The Sumerians were in the southern region of Mesopotamia, same people. I guess that confirms that they were the OG.

 

[Shiriru_B]

The Sumerians were in the southern region of Mesopotamia, same people. I guess that confirms that they were the OG.

at least the written OG
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POV: your Sumerian and you just discovered alcohol

 

[Anonjohn20]

at least the written OG
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POV: your Sumerian and you just discovered alcohol

Imagine how the people who discovered futas felt (the Greeks I think).

 

[Shiriru_B]

Imagine how the people who discovered futas felt (the Greeks I think).

I think they turned them into gods, there's also the alchemy aspect but idk if that's greek

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by not winning currently

 

[StoneInky]

I'm going to study. I'll write a comment here before I go, and I'll come back to it before I fall asleep. :)

 

[Shiriru_B]

I'm going to study. I'll write a comment here before I go, and I'll come back to it before I fall asleep. :)

Ok then, have fun studying

I'm winning currently by not winning currently

very perceptive lol, although that feels like a bite at us (you dare!).

 

[AmbreaTaddy]

blep

 

[Shiriru_B]

WAH!

 

[LuoirM]

We am the past, hoping that the pain will not recur in the future
In these modern times, people have stuffed themselves into a phone
Sometimes the long and sparsely writing means knowing that you are not satisfied
But in theory, it is so that people will not regret giving you a few coins

 

[Doctah_Quack]

 

[Shiriru_B]

Wah!

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by spending an hour on two roasts

 

[Shiriru_B]

Wah!

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by going home tired

 

[JayMark]

GET SLEEPY!

U MADE ME SLEEPY!

 

[Shiriru_B]

U MADE ME SLEEPY!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA MY GENIUS KNOWS NO BOUNDS, LIKE A PSYCHIC VIRUS MY POST INFECTED YOU, MADE YOU SLEEPY AND. IT. WORKED. AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Tempokai]

I'm winning currently by buying dried garlic instead of a real garlic

 

[Shiriru_B]

I'm winning currently by buying dried garlic instead of a real garlic

There's dried garlic?!... like dried fruits?