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[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am winning currently.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[Anonjohn20]

Someone else will win today too.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am winning for now.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am victoriously triumphing in the current moment.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am winning currently.

Thou has lost thine winning statue posthaste.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am currently winning.

but do you hold up a red pen? Clearly, I'm the real winner here.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am winning currently.

You are mistaken, for I am winning.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am currently winning.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am currently winning.

You are absolutely correct, you were winning 4 minutes ago.

 

[Bobple]

Everyone is currently losing

 

[Anonjohn20]

Everyone is currently losing

Sadness, despair even.

 

[ElijahRyne]

I am winning currently.

 

[Anonjohn20]

I am winning currently.

Haven't you heard? Everyone is losing! No!

Everyone is currently losing