Why Valentine's Day Sucks

[TheBestofSome]

10) I have diabetes. I can't eat chocolate.

That is truly unfortunate.

 

[RedMuffin]

10) I have diabetes. I can't eat chocolate.

For clarification, I'm laughing because of suddenly adding a new reason to hate valentine, not because of the diabetes.

 

[JayMark]

I truley hate the color red. Makes me angwy.

 

[RedMuffin]

I truley hate the color red. Makes me angwy.

Meat...

 

[JayMark]

Meat...
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Muffin

 

[RedMuffin]

Muffin

*Inflicts you with the curse of Cow smut*

 

[JayMark]

*Inflicts you with the curse of Cow smut*

 

[RedMuffin]

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[JayMark]

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Your terms are acceptable. YES ME!

 

[RedMuffin]

Your terms are acceptable. YES ME!

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Your terms are acceptable. YES ME!

Hollup, we don't like simps here. Nuh-uh.

 

[JayMark]

Hollup, we don't like simps here. Nuh-uh.

I'm not a simp. I'm a bull. A flying bull with superpowers. Muffin promised to write me free cow smut.

 

[RedMuffin]

I'm not a simp. I'm a bull. A flying bull with superpowers. Muffin promised to write me free cow smut.

When did I do so?! That was me putting you under a horny curse, not a promise!

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

I'm not a simp. I'm a bull. A flying bull with superpowers. Muffin promised to write me free cow smut.

 

[JayMark]

When can I start to do so?! That was me putting you under a horny curse with a promise to write you smexy cow smut!

Thank you kind muffin. You can start immediately.

 

[RedMuffin]

Thank you kind muffin. You can start immediately.

I never said such a thing, misinformation and fabricating the info won't work on me.

 

[2wordsperminute]

What comes after February 13?

Not gonna lie I completely forgot what day it's on. Never had a need to remember it

 

[JayMark]

I never said such a thing, misinformation and fabricating the info won't work on me.

Actually, you've already written it.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Not gonna lie I completely forgot what day it's on. Never had a need to remember it

It's Friday. After February 13 comes Friday.

 

[Anemic_Vampire]

I enjoy making chocolates and gifting them to unsuspecting victims to see how bad they turn out.