SHF High-school Fanfic

[Pixytokisaki14]

Goodnight Sweet dreams

*Assassin chwomp*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*Assassin chwomp*

You dare chwomping me when I'm wishing goodnight to my Symbiote? ? that was your last mistake!
? *pew pew pew* *chomp bullets*

 

[MidnightFox]

wow it seems i reached another level... how the hell im part of a bl rape fanfic... and the worse im the protagonist of said novel... damn fox attacking me for nothing is not enough now u want to attack my reputation by spreading this slandarous piece of fan fic... low and sad u disapoint me little fox

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It's a fitting backstory for a Degenerate Hero

 

[Theirl]

stabs Theirl*

brutally mutilates @Theirl

Wtf! ?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Wtf! ?

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ Hero Training Arc *:･ﾟ✧

 

[SRB]

Wtf! ?

Just become a God, you'll still get stabbed, but at least you won't die every time.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Just become a God, you'll still get stabbed, but at least you won't die every time.

We all know Theirl is some kind of Eldritch and he's just dying easily to upkeep the pretenses of him being an ordinary human

 

[SRB]

We all know Theirl is some kind of Eldritch and he's just dying easily to upkeep the pretenses of him being an ordinary human

We have enough Eldritch beings as it is, so no, I refuse.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

@Theirl : how he became a hero theory.

With so many Fate Weavers in school some of them decided to play a prank on Theirl painting a Target ? on his ass and telling him that His destiny is to become a hero. The process however was him getting a Long Fine Spear up his ass when he least suspects it. Though one entity (@quagma) decided to Lesen his pain and gave Theirl a bottle of lotion to make the spears entering his ass go in smoother. Theirl opened the bottle of lotion and from it tentacles sprouted and started entering the boys ass applying the lotion in the process. Theirls journey as a hero was a long and arduous task for the person himself never stopped craving that long spear up the ass and the tentacles helping the spears enter smoother each time it happened years passed but finally Theirl became a hero, at what cost? Only he knew the answer ?

It's a fitting backstory for a Degenerate Hero

After witnessing this I have been inspired to rank the foxes of SHHS based on their purity of heart (highest to lowest)
Stealthy_Enigma>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>||(unscalable wall)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pixytokisaki>=Foxtrot>>>>>MidnightFox

 

[SsemouyOnan]

We have enough Eldritch beings as it is, so no, I refuse.

True, turn him into a fairy instead. They tend to be immortal... save for very specific circumstances like "being sprinkled with 60mg of silver powder blessed by a reformed priest at exactly 3:60am on the night of a waxing moon"... and it's up to the reader to interpret that as the powder needing to be blessed at 3:60am, the sprinkling, or both.

 

[SRB]

True, turn him into a fairy instead. They tend to be immortal... save for very specific circumstances like "being sprinkled with 60mg of silver powder blessed by a reformed priest at exactly 3:60am on the night of a waxing moon"... and it's up to the reader to interpret that as the powder needing to be blessed at 3:60am, the sprinkling, or both.

The fuck is 3:60am?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

True, turn him into a fairy instead. They tend to be immortal... save for very specific circumstances like "being sprinkled with 60mg of silver powder blessed by a reformed priest at exactly 3:60am on the night of a waxing moon"... and it's up to the reader to interpret that as the powder needing to be blessed at 3:60am, the sprinkling, or both.

Doesn't seem that difficult
*reads again*

at exactly 3:60am

...
Maybe a little difficult

 

[SsemouyOnan]

The fuck is 3:60am?

Doesn't seem that difficult
*reads again*

...
Maybe a little difficult

I dunno this is why nobody actually bothers with killing fairies

 

[SRB]

I dunno this is why nobody actually bothers with killing fairies

Can't you just seal a fairy in something and throw that something into space?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Can't you just seal a fairy in something and throw that something into space?

Or Azure can just stab them If she was feeling fancy she could even stab them at 3:69am Total Time Control and stuff

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Can't you just seal a fairy in something and throw that something into space?

That is precisely the case, very popular method. Same with crushing a fairy in a barrel full of concrete and throwing it into the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. They're great punching bags, too!

Wait... that was the part I DIDN'T want Theirl to hear

 

[Deleted member 146224]

@SsemouyOnan at what stage is your Villainess chapter?

 

[Azure_Fog]

 

[Deleted member 146224]

 

[SRB]

Morning.