SHF High-school Fanfic

[Pixytokisaki14]

Sasha was inside Bob... (°ロ°)

*Adds that to the out of context danny list*

 

[SRB]

*Adds that to the out of context danny list*

Are you still wearing that ushanka?

 

[SRB]

*Adds that to the out of context danny list*

Because, well...

... There are side-effects.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*Adds that to the out of context danny list*

Can't wait for that magnificent quote compilation

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Are you still wearing that ushanka?

Maybe?

 

[SRB]

Maybe?

Look at yourself in the mirror...

 

[SRB]

Maybe?

Spoiler: Mirror

 

[SsemouyOnan]

That's no longer Bob. That's Sasha the Skeleton.

Should I throw Sasha back in the vat, then?

He has no mouth, but he screams.

...He is capable of communicating of sorts
He screams with his eyes ?

If all he does is scream, then...

Yeah, that fits.
*fingercrawlers come from the ceiling and take Patrick away*
They will take care of him.

Oh well.

Sasha was inside Bob... (°ロ°)

Was Sasha parasitizing Bob the entire time?

 

[SRB]

Should I throw Sasha back in the vat, then?

No! Don't touch Sasha!

Was Sasha parasitizing Bob the entire time?

... Yes. Yes she was.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

If all he does is scream, then...

he'll moan too!!!

Was Sasha parasitizing Bob the entire time?

Is this how the kids call it now?

 

[SRB]

he'll moan too!!!

Oh my.

Is this how the kids call it now?

The kids call it pegging.

 

[Theirl]

*throws a dead body on the ground*

?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Oh my.

Inb4: Still eaten by Ssemouy the Degenerate

The kids call it pegging.

?

*throws dead body at Theirl*

 

[Theirl]

*throws dead body at Theirl*

aaaaaaah its attacking me aaaa help me!!!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

No! Don't touch Sasha!

What if there's someone inside Sasha?

he'll moan too!!!

...Why is the potato acting like Luoir?

Is this how the kids call it now?

The kids call it pegging.

What kind of mental gymnastics did we do to get here?

Inb4: Still eaten by Ssemouy the Degenerate

I think the food that moans while being eaten would be the real degenerate here...
Uhh, not that I'm saying anything in particular about you, goddess daikon

?

*throws your dead body on the ground*

 

[SRB]

What if there's someone inside Sasha?

I doubt it...

... Maybe?

What kind of mental gymnastics did we do to get here?

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

*teleports to weird classroom in giant flutty 9-tailed fox form*

*looks around at people therein*

Interesting.

 

[SRB]

*teleports to weird classroom in giant flutty 9-tailed fox form*

*looks around at people therein*

Interesting.

*hides all the dead bodies*

Greetings, Comrade!

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

*hides all the dead bodies*

Greetings, Comrade!

*tries not to make it too obvious*

Um, okay . . . Greetings. I'm Foxy, the self-proclaimed fluffy butt-stabber. Nice meeting you.

 

[Theirl]

*throws your dead body on the ground*

im not a body... could u treat me a little less harshly?