I've come back from another dimension!

[BearlyAlive]

Welcome back to the den of degenerates

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Welcome back!

Belcome wack.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You missed a lot of stuff, but explaining it would take too long. I'd have to make a thread, and I don't want to make a thread. If I do, Sails will just say "No," and then I will cry. ?

 

[AYM]

Belcome wack.

Become wack.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

You missed a lot of stuff, but explaining it would take too long. I'd have to make a thread, and I don't want to make a thread. If I do, Sails will just say "No," and then I will cry. ?

I am disowned.

Become wack.

Wackome bec.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I am disowned.

That's because you worship a fish instead of the MILF vampy goddess.

 

[AYM]

You missed a lot of stuff, but explaining it would take too long. I'd have to make a thread, and I don't want to make a thread. If I do, Sails will just say "No," and then I will cry. ?

Reasons I won't explain everything:

1. It would take too long
2. I forgor ?

SmutHub has its own fanfiction now.

Wackome bec.

Omni bewack.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

That's because you worship a fish instead of the MILF vampy goddess.

First, I worship all milfs, I do not discriminate. Second, although you have a woolen son, you are still a brat. Third, you forced my hand, you snotty brat. ?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

First, I worship all milfs, I do not discriminate. Second, although you have a woolen son, you are still a brat. Third, you forced my hand, you snotty brat. ?

My Vampire Goddess would be so disappointed. SMH ???

 

[RepresentingWrath]

My Vampire Goddess would be so disappointed. SMH ???

Evelyn is not real.

 

[AYM]

First, I worship all milfs, I do not discriminate. Second, although you have a woolen son, you are still a brat. Third, you forced my hand, you snotty brat. ?

@tiaf is a milf???

 

[RepresentingWrath]

@tiaf is a milf???

She is a queen.

 

[CrimsonGenius]

Hello friend, you got snacks?

 

[RepresentingWrath]

You missed a lot of stuff, but explaining it would take too long. I'd have to make a thread, and I don't want to make a thread. If I do, Sails will just say "No," and then I will cry. ?

This is Hans, the SHF Lore Keeper

Well, hello! I'm back from the dead, and yes, it's been a while. This is my new account, after I deleted my old one in an effort to focus on writing the three last volumes of my long-running novel, The Human Saint is Bored (and its subsequent arcs). First, I apologize for my sudden...

forum.scribblehub.com

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Hello! I'm finally back after a two-year hiatus! What dimension did I visit? Well, mental health one and let me tell you, it was a hard climb out of there! But I'm much better now! Anyway, just wondering what's changed.

Ah. Vacationing on the planes of resplendent agony? That brings back memories How is old Mzzzrrrrth doing, anyway? Still doing the zzrrthzrth-thing, I hope? Did you catch it live? It is a so much more moving performance when he does it personally, but I heard he's been using an understudy more and more, as of late.

You should have caught him back in the heyday. Did you get the T-shirt, the shot glass, and the thing you shake up and it snows inside? I don't know if anyone told you, but when you buy those three items together, they can be combined to produce a rather... heh... AMUSING result. It's an easter egg surprise for the discerning tourist.

Are we still the same degenerates as before?

Ehh... Before? Before... What do you mean by... Before?

Any friendly, familiar faces out there?

Uhh... I don't know if you know this, but this is a text-based forum. You can't see our faces. Wait. Can you see our faces? Why are you not screaming?

How has everyone been?

Let us try and keep this conversation, civil, shall we?

 

[2wordsperminute]

People who commit unspeakable crimes to socks.

Just use old socks?

 

[beast_regards]

Just use old socks?

Socks come in pair, but don't stay this way for long.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Hello! I'm finally back after a two-year hiatus! What dimension did I visit? Well, mental health one and let me tell you, it was a hard climb out of there! But I'm much better now! Anyway, just wondering what's changed.

Are we still the same degenerates as before? Any friendly, familiar faces out there? How has everyone been?

I know so many questions. But, hey I've been gone a long time! I must know!

Hello and welcome back.
You seem like a nice person.
Do you like chocolate?

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Are we still the same degenerates as before? Any friendly, familiar faces out there? How has everyone been?

We're all changing every day. Life is a river.

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

We're all changing every day. Life is a river.

My Megami! I'm back!

Hello and welcome back.
You seem like a nice person.
Do you like chocolate?

I love chocolate!

Hello friend, you got snacks?

I need some snacks! Do you have some?!

Welcome back to the den of degenerates

Yay! Glad to be home!

Ah. Vacationing on the planes of resplendent agony? That brings back memories How is old Mzzzrrrrth doing, anyway? Still doing the zzrrthzrth-thing, I hope? Did you catch it live? It is a so much more moving performance when he does it personally, but I heard he's been using an understudy more and more, as of late.

You should have caught him back in the heyday. Did you get the T-shirt, the shot glass, and the thing you shake up and it snows inside? I don't know if anyone told you, but when you buy those three items together, they can be combined to produce a rather... heh... AMUSING result. It's an easter egg surprise for the discerning tourist.

Mzzzrrrrth has a wife, her name is Zrrrmth! A crazy one, let me tell you! She almost kept me in her basement the entire time I was there! Crawling out of there was crazy! Thankfully, he was still doing the zzrrthzrth-thing. That got her attention and well, thanks to that, I managed to escape! I could stop by the gift shop on my escape, but I noticed I left my wallet back at his house.

So, no T-shirts or souvenirs for me! But I have my life. So that counts!

Ehh... Before? Before... What do you mean by... Before?

Uhh... I don't know if you know this, but this is a text-based forum. You can't see our faces. Wait. Can you see our faces? Why are you not screaming?

Who says I'm not screaming?!

Let us try and keep this conversation, civil, shall we?

Yes, sir!

Welcome back!

Ty~