SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Hey, I didn't go missing! I was still around, though barely

Okay... Half-missing

I can no longer unsee the gaming mouse

Me neither I wanted to redraw the whole thing entire time because of that, but I'm not sick anymore so I can't excuse spending whole day on an illustration anymore

Also... is her body being consumed by the flames... did something happen in 2.2?

she's just having the magical transformation into magical girl Sam... But apparently the flames are the thing that keeps her alive

 

[Azure_Fog]

Yay! Weee~ rolling together is fun

KURU KURU~ KURU KURU~

Anyways, how are the super snacks coming along~?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

KURU KURU~ KURU KURU~

Herta is such a brat Can't believe she's ancient

Anyways, how are the super snacks coming along~?

They should be fully grown and ready to conquer the universe... or be snacked on
*serves huuuuuuuge bowl full of really magnificently looking daikons. They are like no daikon you've seen before*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Herta is such a brat Can't believe she's ancient

And the Emanator of Erudition…

They should be fully grown and ready to conquer the universe... or be snacked on
*serves huuuuuuuge bowl full of really magnificently looking daikons. They are like no daikon you've seen before*

But what about Danny~? Danny looks better~
Anyways~
*nom nom nom*
Mmm~ Very tasty~ Danny is better though~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Okay... Half-missing

Half-present, be more optimistic!

Me neither I wanted to redraw the whole thing entire time because of that, but I'm not sick anymore so I can't excuse spending whole day on an illustration anymore

I wouldn't have noticed it if you didn't point it out... probably

Herta is such a brat Can't believe she's ancient

They should be fully grown and ready to conquer the universe... or be snacked on
*serves huuuuuuuge bowl full of really magnificently looking daikons. They are like no daikon you've seen before*

Speaking of super daikons, I realized that all the food I'm feeding the zombie daikon (I still have yet to name him) shouldn't go into his mass! So I'm homeschooling him. Look at him, he can already do basic maths! (help he might become smarter than me soon)

 

[Nolff]

*stabs chainsaw*
No~

Yes. You have no rights to prevent me from cutting her with a chainsaw.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

And the Emanator of Erudition…

The Emanator of Kuru Kuru

But what about Danny~? Danny looks better~
Anyways~
*nom nom nom*
Mmm~ Very tasty~ Danny is better though~

ehehe~ Her Stabbyness thinks Danny looks and tastes better eheheh~
I will try to prepare a new batch then This time they will definitely taste better than me

Half-present, be more optimistic!

I wouldn't have noticed it if you didn't point it out... probably

It rotted my brain from the very beginning this illustration was cursed from the start

Speaking of super daikons, I realized that all the food I'm feeding the zombie daikon (I still have yet to name him) shouldn't go into his mass! So I'm homeschooling him. Look at him, he can already do basic maths! (help he might become smarter than me soon)

He looks... healthy... and happy Not only muscles but also brains... This little Zombie Daikon is going to be so popular in High School

 

[Azure_Fog]

Yes. You have no rights to prevent me from cutting her with a chainsaw.

I’ll just kill you then~
*stabs*
*summons supernova*
*black hole forms*

ehehe~ Her Stabbyness thinks Danny looks and tastes better eheheh~
I will try to prepare a new batch then This time they will definitely taste better than me

Nothing will ever beat Danny~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nothing will ever beat Danny~

*happy flustered Daikon noises* ehehe~
Your Stabbyness can beat Danny, because Your Stabbyness can beat everyone ever

 

[Azure_Fog]

*happy flustered Daikon noises* ehehe~
Your Stabbyness can beat Danny, because Your Stabbyness can beat everyone ever

Are you sure~?
*strokes hair*
What if you are better than me~?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Are you sure~?
*strokes hair*
What if you are better than me~?

I'm sure This Daikon wouldn't serve Her Stabbyness if she wasn't sure And this Daikon can never be better than Her Stabbyness Nobody can be better Your Stabbyness is the bestest

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Yes. You have no rights to prevent me from cutting her with a chainsaw.

Last time I checked, you don't have a chainsaw license. So you're the one with no right. Let's see.. student handbook, page 325. section c item 7.... the punishment for unauthorized chainsaw use on daikons... aha!

Obliteration of the offender and their future generations!
(*・ ω ・)✄╰ひ╯

(I discovered this emoticon while reading a light novel and couldn't NOT use it)

He looks... healthy... and happy Not only muscles but also brains... This little Zombie Daikon is going to be so popular in High School

High School? But SHHS is the only high school here...

 

[Azure_Fog]

I'm sure This Daikon wouldn't serve Her Stabbyness if she wasn't sure And this Daikon can never be better than Her Stabbyness Nobody can be better Your Stabbyness is the bestest

Nooo~ Danny is the bestest~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

(*・ ω ・)✄╰ひ╯

(I discovered this emoticon while reading a light novel and couldn't NOT use it)

good one, Ssemouy

High School? But SHHS is the only high school here...

Precisely Maybe he'll be starring in the Scribble Hub High School Musical even

Nooo~ Danny is the bestest~

*doesn't know if she should pout or melt*
Nyo~ Your Stabbyness is the bestest! I even have a totally legit certificate here!
*shows you a piece of paper with clumsy writing on it*
*it says:*

Certificate
Her Stabbyness Azure Fog is the bestest. The High Council of Daikons has certified

Signed
High Council of Daikons​

 

[Azure_Fog]

*doesn't know if she should pout or melt*
Nyo~ Your Stabbyness is the bestest! I even have a totally legit certificate here!
*shows you a piece of paper with clumsy writing on it*
*it says:*

Hmph!

Certificate+
The Eldritch Council hearby declares that Danny the Daikon is the bestestest.

Signed,
Azure Fog, Head of the Eldritch Council​

 

[SRB]

I'll plunder yer teeth

I don't have teeth!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hmph!

Oi oi oi oi! but... but... Danny can't fight against Her Stabbyness But Danny think Her Stabbyness is the bestest but Her Stabbyness says Danny is the bestest This Daikon doesn't have enough processing power to find a solution
There's only one thing left for Danny to do...
..
..
..
*noms finger*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oi oi oi oi! but... but... Danny can't fight against Her Stabbyness But Danny think Her Stabbyness is the bestest but Her Stabbyness says Danny is the bestest This Daikon doesn't have enough processing power to find a solution
There's only one thing left for Danny to do...
..
..
..
*noms finger*

Ehe~ that tickles~
At least you didn’t crash~?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehe~ that tickles~
At least you didn’t crash~?

I nomed finger so I don't crash If Danny can't nom finger, then Danny would crash And then Danny would have to be killed to be uncrashed

Now that I think about it, it's been a long time since I died like a week or something I think I'm getting better at not dying

 

[ShizukiIchino]

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