Here's a song I parodied instead of writing!
Lord Matcha Wouldn't Know I Exist (Bad Ending Song)
[Catchy Instrumental] ?
Not long ago in my high school days,
I watched a boy from far so away,
But every time he passed me by,
I turned my head away and quietly sighed.
And when he walked by his locks would flow,
A secret tango that only I could understand,
And when he'd ask me for the time of day,
I'd look him in the eyes and quietly say.
Oh Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha, do you have any clue who I am?
So listen up cause I'll tell you once and I'll explain myself the best that I can, whoa,
Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha you don't know me so I'll have to persist,
I'm kinda shy so no wonder why,
Lord Matcha wouldn't know I exist.
[More Instrumental] ????
From class to class, I followed him,
But I swore I'd leave him undisturbed,
And if he'd ever stopped and turned around,
I'd get so nervous that I'd stare at the ground.
And then one day while journaling,
I found a contact print that I could not believe,
and there he was staring back at me.
So I took him home, eyes sparkling.
Oh Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha, do you have any clue who I am?
So listen up cause I'll tell you once
and I'll explain myself the best that I can,
Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha you don't know me so I'll have to persist,
I'm kinda shy so no wonder why,
Lord Matcha wouldn't know I exist.
(Take 'em for a walk!)
?[2 minute-long flute solo intensifies]?
4.26.24 has been a day that I've come to abhor,
As I opened the festival's door,
There he sat as my jaw fell to the floor.
Petals blow, embraced in the night,
His lips and Quagma's intertwined.
Why did I bother, Why did I care,
About this guy called Matcha Chocolate?
Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha, you'll never get to know who I am (your loss)
This is goodbye so please don't cry and I'll let you down as softly as I can,
Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha, another villain to cross off my list.
Another life, it could've been nice, but Lord Matcha wouldn't know what he missed.
[Yet another instrumental]
