SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

Not as far as I know, I'm only a few hundred years old after all, and spend most of my time trying to find new cursed- I mean mystical artifacts from different universes.

Ooo~ would you like some Eldritch coffee~? Here’s the options~

• $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
• Half decent coffee
• Actually good coffee
• Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
• Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
• Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
• Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
• Timelinear Eldritch Coffee (ER: 5)
• Danny Extract Coffee (ER: Daikon) (will result in stabbing)
• Universal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 42) (this is best selling Eldritch coffee)
• Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 2^64)
• Azure’s Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: Beyond non-multiversal class Eldritch comprehension)

 

[SRB]

It's a real shame.
Maybe you could ask around among your acquaintances. I would be grateful to you!

By the way, these cursed mystical artifacts that you're looking for... are you looking for something specific or just collecting them?
I gather they are for sale. What would you recommend to me?

Looking at Matcha trying to find his Papa is so strange... Feels like I did something very bad.

Ooo~ would you like some Eldritch coffee~? Here’s the options~

• $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
• Half decent coffee
• Actually good coffee
• Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
• Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
• Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
• Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
• Timelinear Eldritch Coffee (ER: 5)
• Danny Extract Coffee (ER: Daikon) (will result in stabbing)
• Universal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 42) (this is best selling Eldritch coffee)
• Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 2^64)
• Azure’s Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: Beyond non-multiversal class Eldritch comprehension)

Oh, can I have some more instant coffee? I miss the tree bark taste.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh, can I have some more instant coffee? I miss the tree bark taste.

Okay~
*hands coffee*

 

[SRB]

Okay~
*hands coffee*

It tastes like sadness

 

[Deleted member 146224]

It tastes like sadness

 

[Azure_Fog]

*continues rubbing ears*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Looking at Matcha trying to find his Papa is so strange... Feels like I did something very bad.

Mama, you haven't done anything wrong, it's not your fault! It's Papa who hasn't come back yet!
*hugs tightly*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*continues rubbing ears*

ehehe~ nice

 

[Azure_Fog]

ehehe~ nice

*rubs ears more*
*ruses Danny's head as a pillow*
so... tired.........

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Ooh! I wanna Join! @Corty

Name: Abbadon Impestra
Species: Imp(Working on her promotion to fiend)
Job: School Receptionist
Description: a white haired imp girl with a very corporate way of speaking, always making business puns, she almost never gets any work done but instead prefers to promote her products, usually cursed items, despite this she is still paid and hasn't been fired, since she's the only one who will work for souls rather than money.

Welcome I guess?
<Is it time to add another one to that list?>
Yes SNVW yes...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*rubs ears more*
*ruses Danny's head as a pillow*
so... tired.........

*tries to sit without moving*
Daikon Pillow
I will kidnap you so you can rest

 

[Azure_Fog]

*tries to sit without moving*
Daikon Pillow
I will kidnap you so you can rest

No rest... for the Eldritch...
*falls asleep*
(I wish I could sleep....... :/)

 

[Night_Market]

Ooo~ would you like some Eldritch coffee~? Here’s the options~

• $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
• Half decent coffee
• Actually good coffee
• Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
• Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
• Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
• Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
• Timelinear Eldritch Coffee (ER: 5)
• Danny Extract Coffee (ER: Daikon) (will result in stabbing)
• Universal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 42) (this is best selling Eldritch coffee)
• Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 2^64)
• Azure’s Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: Beyond non-multiversal class Eldritch comprehension)

Um... Do you sell Nyarlochinno?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

No rest... for the Eldritch...
*falls asleep*
(I wish I could sleep....... :/)

Hide behind books and nap during class
You can do it You'll be back home soon and then lots of sleepy

 

[Azure_Fog]

Um... Do you sell Nyarlochinno?

I can create some if you want it~

Hide behind books and nap during class
You can do it You'll be back home soon and then lots of sleepy

Books? What books? What are books?
Dead trees that have scribbles on them that cause you to hallucinate vividly?
(There are no books to hide behind)
(also not enough time... any nap I could take would be counterproductive...)

 

[MidnightFox]

Hide behind books and nap during class
You can do it You'll be back home soon and then lots of sleepy

11 out of 10 would recommend

 

[Night_Market]

Maybe when I'm actually in the school

I can create some if you want it~

Books? What books? What are books?
Dead trees that have scribbles on them that cause you to hallucinate vividly?
(There are no books to hide behind)
(also not enough time... any nap I could take would be counterproductive...)

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Books? What books? What are books?
Dead trees that have scribbles on them that cause you to hallucinate vividly?
(There are no books to hide behind)
(also not enough time... any nap I could take would be counterproductive...)

Scribbles that make you hallucinate good. Would recommend

11 out of 10 would recommend

sleeping in class is the best

 

[FlutterOfCrows]

I have so many I don't know anymore...

*Check book list.*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ajrbkdlkenrjenejrnrjrnene I’m going insaner yay