SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Oh, hey Aventurine section... so exciting

 

[SRB]

The most boring and human version of @MatchaChocolate69 is Matchonnaise.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

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[MatchaChocolate69]

The most boring and human version of @MatchaChocolate69 is Matchonnaise.

W-what?
Also, I don't think I need another alter ego. I'm already the epitome of boredom.

No countdown of doom? I guess I'll have to start one myself then.

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[SRB]

W-what?

Mayonnaise.

Also, I don't think I need another alter ego. I'm already the epitome of boredom.

No countdown of doom? I guess I'll have to start one myself then.

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What countdown?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Mayonnaise.

Matcha mayonnaise? Do you hate yourself that much? I can't think of a worse combination. Or did you mean chocolate mayonnaise? Oh my, the chills down my spine.

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What countdown?

Absolutely nothing, I was just wondering what will happen when mine ends.
Do you want to make any predictions?

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[SRB]

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Matcha mayonnaise? Do you hate yourself that much?

Yes.

I can't think of a worse combination.

Burning oil + water.

Or did you mean chocolate mayonnaise? Oh my, the chills down my spine.

Tasty

Absolutely nothing, I was just wondering what will happen when mine ends.
Do you want to make any predictions?

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Hero Ssemouy comes in and kisses you on the nose.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I am going to put mayonnaise on a Snickers bar

 

[SRB]

I am going to put mayonnaise on a Snickers bar

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Ever tried a pickle snickers bar? You put a Snickers into a hollowed out pickle and get a funni snack.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I have done all my homework but for the classes but I have two secret jobs keeping me up.

 

[SRB]

I have done all my homework but for the classes but I have two secret jobs keeping me up.

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Good job, Comrade! Hope you'll do perfect with your jobs.

 

[Corty]

I am going to put mayonnaise on a Snickers bar

I opened the thread and saw this.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I am going to put mayonnaise on a Snickers bar

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I opened the thread and saw this.

I don't see the label from being so tired that I think it's marshmallow fluff and try it. *Realizes the taste of mayo, chocolate, and peanuts mixing in my mouth was not delicious* I Continue eating it with a look of disgust toward Corty so as to not waste food.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I am going to put mayonnaise on a Snickers bar

...

I opened the thread and saw this.

Tasty

Burning oil + water.

I was referring to things that are edible for someone who is human like me (at least partially).

I have done all my homework but for the classes but I have two secret jobs keeping me up.

Good job ?

Hero Ssemouy comes in and kisses you on the nose.

Only things I have control over. I can't change Ssemouy's gender.

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[SsemouyOnan]

I am going to put mayonnaise on a Snickers bar

I actually did it, it wasn't that bad. My brain processed the flavors seperately

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Yes.

Btw don't hate yourself, Mama, know that I love you.
This message doesn't count for the countdown.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I actually did it, it wasn't that bad. My brain processed the flavors seperately

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I have done all my homework but for the classes but I have two secret jobs keeping me up.

@Simple_Russian_Boi Think this one is foreign spy?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Guys I lied, I didn't put mayonnaise on a Snickers bar
It's a Kitkat