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Representing_Tromba

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My parents varied from hand, wooden spoons, rulers, to belts depending on what was closest when I was younger. Though it only happened a few times and I usually deserved it. For example, when my brother hit me with a train piece so I chased him around with the plastic and wood bridge train set piece that looked like a plus sign, throwing it at the back of his head in front of my dad. He still has the scar.
 

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I once pulled out a tooth from some girl's mouth and my mother used the old and wet bathroom slippers to slap my face .
 
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Alright I'm going to the "Top 5 best Top 5" to vote for this.
Dish soap bottle.
 

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My mother hit me on the ears with it.
That's too far seriously.

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Have you experienced the sticks from the coconut broom, they may be thin but they are very painful and sometimes leave splinters.
 

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My beater did not use a ruler, wooden spoon and cord. The rest were in use.

For ruler: it is because it is too short.

Same goes for wooden spoon, but a spatula was involved.

For cord, it might be that it was too expensive. Why use that when hanger exist.
 

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My beater did not use a ruler, wooden spoon and cord.

For ruler: it is because it is too short.

Same goes for wooden spoon, but a spatula was involved.

For cord, it might be that it was too expensive. Why use that when hanger exist.
Isn't a 30 cm ruler long enough?
 

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