SHF High-school Fanfic

[WatchaKhoko]

Too familiar with it.

In fact, I've been experiencing deja vu since I was little.

A short story of one deja vu moment:

I visited my friend's house by walking. Closing in his house, I see three tall, green trees. It looks like the trees in this picture, but a little shorter.
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I arrived at his house. I put off my slippers, walked toward his door, and knocked.

Everything went well. He answered my knocking and told me to wait for a moment.

In the house's terrace, a sofa was laid near the front door. I happily sit down on it. I even lay on it, waiting for him to come out tiredly. And that's how I memorize the three trees, the sofa, the terrace, the weather, and the day.



Several years later...

I visited my friend's house. He made up a promise to play soccer together. Moving closer to his house, I see the three tall, green trees still standing mightily.

I wore my slippers off and knocked on the door. He opened the door and asked me to wait for a moment. This time, he's holding a phone.

So, I sit down, half-happy. Because last night I slept around 3 AM, I yawned and lay down on the terrace's sofa. It's still there, with its red-crimson color still intact.




Then, the realization hits me in the face.


The sofa, the weather, the day, the knocking, and of course, the trees.

It all seems unbelievable.



And it keeps surprising me more, it happened often.

The same weather, the same day, the same flowing wind through my body, the same sofa, and the same tree.

There are variants of it. One with knocking but no answer, others without knocking but with loud shouts, and the rest with polite knocking and formal greetings and formal guests.




It is surreal.

It makes me believe in "him" more

A very fascinating experience, my lord. And it is as you say.
Déjà vu is the sensation or impression that one has already lived through the present moment, despite it being logically impossible for that to have happened. It's as if there's a disconnection between sensory experiences and memory, making the individual feel as though they are remembering a lived experience, even though that is not the case.
This is my lost dream.

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*machine gun drone fired a barrages of bullets*

50.cal BMG sniper rifle?

*Look at him? her? with questioning face*

*Multiple tank drones firing simultaneously*
Why no hit?

Fact.

Then I beat with numbers.

Order "remove that direction"

*all drones fire*

Why I feel chill?

*I go to factory district to check on my drones production*

Lost 108 drones.

Better not trigger her.

Package? From who?

Suspicious.

Not open.

But box...

Perfect size. Tempted.

I'm not, I help another universe to claim it's freedom.

Kinda? But in the end they got into civil war then I decided to leave.

*You recieve a suspicious letter, with the subject: Anti-Eldritch Research Agreement. The contents detail the sender's insights about the project. The paper is simply signed 'Seymour'*

*as I to focused on the research I didn't notice there is an email sended to my virtual world and I just noticed it when I finally take a break*
?
*See the contents detail*
(⁠*⁠_⁠*⁠)
Must
*Reply the email with my sign and the approval*

"For note anything physical like letter will actually arrived at one place in physical world and changed to virtual data for it to can enter SNVW"

Can I forfeit now?

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'So I been trying to make tank that can fire mach 5 projectiles is that enough or need more speed?'

*Sending an email to @SsemouyOnan *

RE:
Mach 5 is vanishingly poor in comparison to the speed of Eldritch beings. Even if the projectile is anti-eldritch, the entity on the other side would have already gone back in time, massacred your entire line of ancestors and still be with enough time to brew tea by the time it reaches them. Far beyond light speed would be good to start, though you may want to spec into temporal capabilities.

Not to mention, your tank seems to be sorely lacking in versatility, assuming the main cannon is it's only significant weapon. As a start, please see this tech demo presented by one of my suppliers from the East:

I know it lags behind in firepower, but it should serve as a general, disposable unit for your reformed army.

Best Regards,
Seymour

Based on the replies I presented you to T-96 with capabilities of penetrated anything in it's vicinity and reducing them to atom, also creating explosion in the process. And I also developed a new projectiles for this particular T-96, an infinite lazer with speed faster than light and can also teleport until it hit the target. (Holy crap making modification to the files for it to really work is pain, it's in Chinese language). Also you didn't need to worry about it's defensive capabilities because I planted a teleporter device that automatically teleport any incoming or just teleport itself, and if there a sudden black hole or any kinds of it inside on this defense system will be neutralize instantly.
And finally I can sleep now!


*Get to sleep in SNVW*

I forgot to says that the price of single of them reached 1billion milliar thousand hundred dollars, thanks for your purchase!

Good night!

RE:
This will do for now. I've more or less reverse engineered the blueprints with but a glance, so leave the production of prototypes to me. I will have to test them against some of Shub-Ni[REDACTED]'s spawn. I'm hoping for a minimum of 40:1 KD ratio, before the modifications of course.

PS: I've found an ideal model that may serve as the basis for a common footsoldier in the ranks of our coalition, do tell me what you think of him once you wake up from your false slumber in the virtual world.

Spoiler: Here's his photo, quite a dashing pose, no?

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Absolutely brilliant move, Lord Matcha! Huhu, it is only a matter of time before this hero succumbs!

cleans up the virus as Seymour and sends an email

What is this auto messages SNVW?! I-I definitely not lost to you! I just giving you a time to improve yourself!

<No in fact you did beaten up really badly by me>

N-no I just going easy on you! Also that attack from below is cheating!

Hah... Hah... You become better aren't you SNVW?

<Of course I am because I am more better than you>

I-I just going easy on you this time as well! I definitely not going to hold back the next time!
*I pout and sit facing other direction*

<How many times has you said that? It's more than 2073 times already>

*Close my ears with my hand*
I don't hear you! I.don't.hear.you.

Oh yeah SNVW make the production lines for T-96 and the ammunition.

<I already do that you du- STM>

Hey what are you trying to say just now hah?! Do I need to fix your broken CPU again?!

<Nah you probably misheard that. Also is it me or you become bit shorter than few years ago?>

Hmm? What do you mean?

<Deployed 3 Destroyer drones, and mirror>

*I take a look at the mirror and the destroyer drones that stacked each other*
Oh yeah I did in fact a bit shorter. Hey SNVW check on our stock of [RESTRICTED].

<We are in fact kinda low on it, and it seems one of our mining lines get disturb by a space pirate. I need you on the location ASAP>

Yeah yeah fine I do it...
*I entered chamber deployed by SNVW and go finish my mission*

***Gives @ShizukiIchino a surprise hug***

(Don't ask how this ninja bypassed all your security systems, I do have my ways afterall~)

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Are you will keep hugging me? I need to finish my mission in space. Actually now we are in space but still the same dimension.

<Corrections the virus is already being removed and being resend to the sender>

<Shall I introduce you to some Leopard2A7 that being on our market sell on low price currently just for 1 hundred thousand dollars per batch? Also completely with full ammunition!>

*as I arrived at the difference dimensions I been greeted by those pirates. There is many of them, but compared to mine well I had more*

*Insert boring spaceship battle here*

*And total annihilation for the space pirates*

SNVW that's all of the pirates?

<It seems so, I will put more spaceship to patrol each route now so this will not happen again in the future>

Good now let's get back and get some sleep!

<You really like to sleep huh>

Yes I am!

<It seems you are being teleported again and left behind, maybe she will change her mind next time, so keep trying. Also I allow you to enter my system once back then, the next time I will not because my creator definitely will be mad at me>

Zzz...
<After get back you instantly fall asleep... Well have a nice sleep, Creator>

 

[LuoirM]

A very fascinating experience, my lord. And it is as you say.
Déjà vu is the sensation or impression that one has already lived through the present moment, despite it being logically impossible for that to have happened. It's as if there's a disconnection between sensory experiences and memory, making the individual feel as though they are remembering a lived experience, even though that is not the case.
This is my lost dream.

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Are you micheal jacson

 

[WatchaKhoko]

Are you micheal jacson

 

[LuoirM]

me disturbed by video, not cartoon

 

[SRB]

When... When... um *stutters*
When me press "buy"
The money go down
So me find this stimulating like a game
Me trying to make money go down more and more until hit 0
But it didn't hit 0... stop at 2 because it say insufficient fund sumthin me don't understand
And then they called saying they'll be delivering in 9 trucks by da next hour...

Okay, that was my card, but I had no idea there was so much money there.
Oh, also, you're not in trouble. Just let me do something real quick...
*leaves to look for DA BELT*

 

[WatchaKhoko]

me disturbed by video, not cartoon

My apologies, my lady.

 

[SRB]

My apologies, my lady.

You're familiar. We drank together before, didn't we?
But that feels wrong, somehow... Almost like a distant dream...
AH! I got it! You're American Spy!

 

[LuoirM]

My apologies, my lady.

so you no micheal jacson, tis ok, you still amazing who you is, a friend told me dat

Okay, that was my card, but I had no idea there was so much money there.
Oh, also, you're not in trouble. Just let me do something real quick...
*leaves to look for DA BELT*

yippies! *innocently awaits*
Me gonna share Sprite with you...
Hmm, but me think they said 9 cargo planes not 9 trucks... Or is it 19 or 90? Me no remember... could be 900
Me not remember how much money you had either, me just press for dopamine.

 

[SRB]

yippies! *innocently awaits*
Me gonna share Sprite with you...
Hmm, but me think they said 9 cargo planes not 9 trucks... Or is it 19 or 90? Me no remember... could be 900
Me not remember how much money you had either, me just press for dopamine.

*returns with DA BELT around his pants*
*doesn't have legs, so wears pants on a pair of his arms*
Found it.
All right, let's agree that taking anyone's credit cards without premission is a bad idea, okay? Don't do that anymore. I will cancel all orders, leaving only one sprite truck, ninety planes is far too many.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*after 2 days of generating everyone*
Wow I think that's everyone I'm pretty sure that's every member of our Eldritch family!
We have Boi, Matcha, Ssemouy x3 , Azure, Void, Enigma, Midnight, Pixy, Corty, Nahrenne...
...
...
...I forgot about myself

I want to see and admire beautiful photos of my beautiful Ane-san! ?

 

[MidnightFox]

I kinda expected a better reaction than this, lame

 

[SRB]

I kinda expected a better reaction than this, lame

[SRB is immune to psychic attacks!]​

Try harder.

 

[LuoirM]

*returns with DA BELT around his pants*
*doesn't have legs, so wears pants on a pair of his arms*
Found it.
All right, let's agree that taking anyone's credit cards without premission is a bad idea, okay? Don't do that anymore. I will cancel all orders, leaving only one sprite truck, ninety planes is far too many.

Me understand... Sorry very much, no more using cards.....Do you want half the truck?

 

[SRB]

Me understand... Sorry very much, no more using cards.....Do you want half the truck?

Half the truck is a bit too much even for me, little one, I'll take a quarter.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[SRB]

?
Eat some normal food for once...

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I fell asleep on a couch and even I dreamed about something (dont remember what)

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

?
Eat some normal food for once...

No!

?

Ooo chocolate!

 

[Aaqil]