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ShizukiIchino

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*sits at the table and starts to eat*
Well, after you left her dimension, Pixie decided to play with your ship's settings. Find out the minimum/maximum output power, aiming accuracy, cornering speed and all that.
So she started going from small to big. First testing out the weapon activation systems, blackhole generators and the wierd field thingy that made all Eldritch beings feel weaker... I wonder what was up with that... :blob_hmm_two:
Anyway, she found a big red button. And then another red button, but even bigger. So she pressed both in the same time.
Boom. No more firing range. Haven't got a clue what that was.
Oh don't mind it, it's totally still in safe class in the weapon categories.
Anyways thanks for the report maste- ups sorry muscle memory when wearing the outfit, thanks for the report Boi.
 

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Oh don't mind it, it's totally still in safe class in the weapon categories.
Anyways thanks for the report maste- ups sorry muscle memory when wearing the outfit, thanks for the report Boi.
Eh, it's nothing much. But I am a little surprised that your battleship is so big, if you're the only human- well, catgirl operator. Wouldn't it be easier to shrink down some corridors, so only your drones could come through?
 

SRB

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Now I'm going to see if I can generate SRB wearing something very male stripper-y just for shits and giggles. :blob_popcorn:
... I got a male paladin of the horny oath, what the fuck.
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And whAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS BONES?!
 

ShizukiIchino

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Eh, it's nothing much. But I am a little surprised that your battleship is so big, if you're the only human- well, catgirl operator. Wouldn't it be easier to shrink down some corridors, so only your drones could come through?
Well I had this little problem with the electric flow inside the ship, still trying to fix it tho.
So you're limiting the output of your weapons even though you have enough energy to destroy the multiverse an infinite number of times? So giving you that much power and upgrades was a waste of time :blob_pout:
Of course, it's the safe version only for the weapon test, I had the death reaper version stored, when the actual fight happen I will use that.
 

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