SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

I see you're starting to take after Ssemouy... she's your daughter after all Good eve-night?

I'll be going back to sleep in a minute... But now right now.

nobody knows

I think I get it? Lemme cook

 

[SRB]

... I. Uhm... I'm not gonna question about Stalingrad.

Good choice.

Guys does our real-life world knife can cut through our fictional OC with ease? Or, in general, does our fictional world and OC can be severely damaged by our only real-life world?

Think about it. If our real-self stabs our OC (which Azure would definitely do), won't that mean we give them immense damage because...

REAL PAIN

Fiction wouldn't exist if we, the people, didn't write or imagine it.

So?

Real knife goes in a fictional character, so they get to feel real pain and not fictional pain?
Real life weapons doing more damage to fictional chapters?
My brother in Christ, what did you cook? I can't understand the question.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*sits in the first row*
I'm ready Azure-sensei

*returns with chalkboard*
*puts on glasses*
Lesson 1: Find a good knife~

So much finesse So much grace

Ehehe~ Danny is praising me~

I just woke up, what the fuck

Morning~

 

[SRB]

Morning~

Good morning.
*pat pat*
*dodges the stab from future Azure*

 

[Nolff]

Good choice.

Nyet. I regret every second of it.

Real knife goes in a fictional character, so they get to feel real pain and not fictional pain?
Real life weapons doing more damage to fictional chapters?
My brother in Christ, what did you cook? I can't understand the question.

So, basically???

 

[Nolff]

Jk jk

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*returns with chalkboard*
*puts on glasses*
Lesson 1: Find a good knife~

*got distracted at the glasses part*
...
huh? oh, right! a knife!

*summons Cinquedea*
Should be good for lesson 1

Ehehe~ Danny is praising me~

Your Stabbyness stabs like no other

 

[SRB]

Nyet. I regret every second of it.

Good.

So, basically???

I am going to steal your eyebrows.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Good morning.
*pat pat*
*dodges the stab from future Azure*

I wasn’t going to stab you?

*got distracted at the glasses part*
...
huh? oh, right! a knife!

*summons Cinquedea*
Should be good for lesson 1

Cinquedea? What’s that~
*stares at*

 

[SRB]

I wasn’t going to stab you?

No, that was future Azure. The one who got mad because I called her cute.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I wasn’t going to stab you?

Cinquedea? What’s that~
*stares at*

So in real life in simple terms it's a chonky dagger:

Spoiler

And the Elden Ring version:

Spoiler

Scales with STR and has a good base damage for a dagger

 

[SRB]

So in real life in simple terms it's a chonky dagger:

Spoiler

And the Elden Ring version:

Spoiler

View attachment 26768

Scales with STR and has a good base damage for a dagger

Are those... fingers?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Are those... fingers?

Actually yes, because Elden Ring, but also probably because the real life version has a blade 5-fingers wide

 

[Nolff]

I am going to steal your eyebrows.

Alr, chill.

So, we don't have much bulls**t stuff happening around us. Such as people flying without a flying tool or vehicle, someone creating electricity on their hands without the help of conduction, or that one person who somehow manages to arrive at a location with ridiculous speed.

 

[Azure_Fog]

No, that was future Azure. The one who got mad because I called her cute.

You little!!
*stabs twice*

So in real life in simple terms it's a chonky dagger:

Spoiler

And the Elden Ring version:

Spoiler

View attachment 26768

Scales with STR and has a good base damage for a dagger

I see~
Lesson 2: commit stab~

 

[Nolff]

And the fictional characters, when hurt by something from the real world (the world we live in), the damage would be multiplied, so the pain.

Yes, there is some ghost, demonic power sh*t. But the normal ghost that you saw one time is more powerful than the eldritch being in fiction. Why?

One reason. They exist and actually affecting the world and the people inside it.

 

[SRB]

Alr, chill.

So, we don't have much bulls**t stuff happening around us. Such as people flying without a flying tool or vehicle, someone creating electricity on their hands without the help of conduction, or that one person who somehow manages to arrive at a location with ridiculous speed.

You mean irl or SHHS? Because in SHHS we definitely have enough bullshit.

You little!!
*stabs twice*

*dodges twice*
But I'm higher than you?

 

[Nolff]

Fictional characters? They're fiction. Is there a way to prove their mere existence? No.

Hence why I commented that.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You little!!
*stabs twice*

I see~
Lesson 2: commit stab~

?️



*stabs @GoodPerson because he makes 0 sense and I don't like being confused*

 

[Nolff]

You mean irl or SHHS? Because in SHHS we definitely have enough bullshit.

Course IRL.