SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

Maybe one of the 3 is into NTR?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yeah, I think you're right. All 3 is more likely

 

[SRB]

Yeah, I think you're right. All 3 is more likely

I'm not sure if there exists a more deadpan blob. But you sure about all 3? Heroine Ssemouy is a full-on Yandere for Matcha, as far as I could tell.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'm not sure if there exists a more deadpan blob. But you sure about all 3? Heroine Ssemouy is a full-on Yandere for Matcha, as far as I could tell.

I thought Seymour was the yandere one? Green Ssemouy seems quite chill about it, considering all that "forgetti beam" Matcha gets hit with after their every interaction. I think Default Theme Ssemouy would be the most into NTR because of how she perceives her own status and her unconditional worship of Matcha

 

[SRB]

I thought Seymour was the yandere one? Green Ssemouy seems quite chill about it, considering all that "forgetti beam" Matcha gets hit with after their every interaction. I think Default Theme Ssemouy would be the most into NTR because of how she perceives her own status and her unconditional worship for Matcha

True, but considering what Green Ssemouy was willing to do to get Matcha back, I would think she won't enjoy NTR. Default Theme Ssemouy would be into NTR, but I think there's always a chance she'll join.
Seymour is not a yandere, at least not in my eyes. She already got her man, so she doesn't have anything to worry about.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Maybe one of the 3 is into NTR?

Seymour would definitely cheat on me, but she would not allow the same. She made that clear during the shotgun wedding. Unless she gains something from it.

I'm not sure if there exists a more deadpan blob. But you sure about all 3? Heroine Ssemouy is a full-on Yandere for Matcha, as far as I could tell.

Heroine Ssemouy is the one who can make 0% chance into 100%, this is her main power.

 

[SRB]

Seymour would definitely cheat on me, but he would not allow the same. He made that clear during the shotgun wedding. Unless she gains something from it.

Heroine Seymour is the one who can make 0% chance into 100%, this is her main power.

Yes, I remember that, but I was talking about how her whole dialogue with Watcha gave me very strong yandere vibes.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

True, but considering what Green Ssemouy was willing to do to get Matcha back, I would think she won't enjoy NTR.

Wasn't mostly to fix the anomaly and not specifically for Matcha?

Seymour is not a yandere, at least not in my eyes. She already got her man, so she doesn't have anything to worry about.

She doesn't strike me as a person that would like to share her possessions, tho. Herself having fun? Sure. But hands off her stuff. I think

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Seymour would definitely cheat on me, but she would not allow the same. She made that clear during the shotgun wedding. Unless she gains something from it.

Soft Yandere?

 

[MidnightFox]

And why are the 3 of you discussing this kind of topic without the acknowledgement of the person herself @Simple_Russian_Boi @DannyTheDaikon @MatchaChocolate69 ?

 

[Rhaps]

I'm back from my admittedly short break, what in the name of lobotomy kaisen is happening?!

 

[MidnightFox]

I'm back from my admittedly short break, what in the name of lobotomy kaisen is happening?!

In summary: Danny took over the drug cartel

 

[Rhaps]

Danny took over the drug cartel

Well then, vore time.

 

[SRB]

And why are the 3 of you discussing this kind of topic without the acknowledgement of the person herself @Simple_Russian_Boi @DannyTheDaikon @MatchaChocolate69 ?

Because it's more interesting to figure out someone's character without their input. If we asked directly, the whole feeling of discovery will be gone.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

And why are the 3 of you discussing this kind of topic without the acknowledgement of the person herself @Simple_Russian_Boi @DannyTheDaikon @MatchaChocolate69 ?

Because she's probably asleep right now and so she'll correct everyone accordingly once shes back?

In summary: Danny took over the drug cartel

...I did?

Well then, vore time.

Midnight is lying!

 

[MidnightFox]

...I did?

You did

Midnight is lying!

Can't lie about something that's part of your powers now is it (you can grow any plants you want right? Including but not limited to plants used to make drugs)

 

[quagma]

Oh look, are those probabilities I see? I wonder if Matcha knows someone who can change a 0% probability into a 100% one?

The changing of chance is within Our wheelhouse. Those who manipulate luck merely do so with Our blessing, a blessing that We can, and will, revoke for laughs and giggles whenever it pleases Us.

Fate dances to Our tune, and Ours alone. The future, the past, the present, the Here, the There, they exist simultaneously in the infinite singularity that is Us.

Why do I get the impression that you're actually opening up possibilities for me?
Ah, Lord Matcha x Quagma. I would have never predicted it, yet here we are.

Ah, Quagma, ever the entity of calculated probabilities and enigmatic suggestions.
You weave your words with the precision of a mathematician, yet the flair of a poet lost in the cosmic dance of numbers and chances.

One in one quadrillion? In our multiverse, it's the unlikely that weaves existence's tapestry.
Dreams birth from the vacuum, teapots orbit celestial bodies, defying the mundane.

While you ponder probabilities, I defy them. Life, a dance of the improbable on the universe's stage, my imagination boundless, fueled by galaxies and the allure of my chocolate.

Moreover, in addition to my innate rebellion I also have on my side the one, the wonderful woman, who can make the impossible possible.
? Wait... a moment

:O
Something doesn't add up... Wait a moment, would you really work to help me build a harem?
I'm not sure how to take this...

If you believe hard enough, if it is entertaining enough, We may deign to change those probabilities for you.

Your prose pleases us. For this, We have woven your future such that the possibilities to obtain your wishes may come into being. From a fraction of a fraction, to a mere fraction. You need simply to grab ahold of the string of fate of which We shall dangle in front of you.

The opportunity exists. The question remains, will you succeed in spotting your chance in time, to seize hold of of the outstretched tentacle of a mad being from a realm beyond human kenning, or will you fumble the biggest bag of your life?

Choose your words carefully, our cocoa carrying companion. The chapters you write, the entertainment you bring, the truly delicious chaos from your imagination made writ, all raise your chances exponentially.

We do warn you. We are not an exclusive item. For a multitudinous being such as us, this is to be expected. If anything, it shall be you added to our polycule, rather than the other way around.

We do not discriminate along such trivialities such as gender. We have none ourselves, after all, and have dispensed with such trivialities. Anything is fair game, if you only put in the effort.

Thank your lucky stars (Us) if you succeed in your goals.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

I'm back from my admittedly short break, what in the name of lobotomy kaisen is happening?!

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/˙˙˙˙˙˙?\ *hmmmm* A shotgun wedding is currently happening between @MatchaChocolate69 and @SsemouyOnan 's alternate identities-

I think I kidnapped @Pixytokisaki14 a couple times, mostly to fix her floof issues,

@LuoirM and @Simple_Russian_Boi got lectures on fluff-

The usual between @DannyTheDaikon and @Azure_Fog -

Anything else???...

Oh, the eldritch family tree is starting to become established (produced by @Corty)~

Edit: Oh yeah, we also got a new transfer student~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You did

Can't lie about something that's part of your powers now is it (you can grow any plants you want right? Including but not limited to plants used to make drugs)

That... makes a lot of sense... @Simple_Russian_Boi Mama! Our drug business just got bigger!

 

[Rhaps]

Can't lie about something that's part of your powers now is it (you can grow any plants you want right? Including but not limited to plants used to make drugs)

@DannyTheDaikon do you want to get hire?