SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

The walmart carrot goddess is birthed on 12/3, me 13/2, we must be twins or sum

Who you callin' walamrt carrot?!

 

[LuoirM]

Who you callin' walamrt carrot?!

Superior carrot and its subordinates! Don't worry, I still like eating the soft daikon, when boiled it's like jello

 

[SRB]

Thank you!!!

I'm going to be forever young though

Good. Stay young so I could continue calling you a little Daikon.

 

[SRB]

*kidnapps @DannyTheDaikon to give her cake*

Spoiler: Cake

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Superior carrot and its subordinates! Don't worry, I still like eating the soft daikon, when boiled it's like jello

Good. Stay young so I could continue calling you a little Daikon.

I intend to

*kidnapps @DannyTheDaikon to give her cake*

Spoiler: Cake

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Cake! Looks so good! Thank you mama!

 

[Theirl]

Oi! I don't even look 20!

Ofc u dont look 20 u are 30...
Happy birthday btw

 

[LuoirM]

*kidnapps @DannyTheDaikon to give her cake*

Spoiler: Cake

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Is the kidnapping part necessary

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ofc u dont look 20 u are 30...

Someone is asking for stabby stabby

Happy birthday btw

Thank you!!!

 

[SRB]

Is the kidnapping part necessary

No, but it's fun, you should try it!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

No, but it's fun, you should try it!

You sound like danny

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You sound like danny

What? Why me?! I haven't kidnapped anyone yet!

 

[SRB]

You sound like danny

You think I got my title as a Slavic Mama for nothing?

 

[LuoirM]

No, but it's fun, you should try it!

I don't know if Voidiris would let me...

MAybe I should test on Corty or Arca first...

 

[SRB]

*leaves a cardboard box on the floor*
*it's closed*

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

˝/\__/\˝
(❀≧∇≦)? Happy Birthday @DannyTheDaikon !!!~

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

You think I got my title as a Slavic Mama for nothing?

Wait what?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

What? Why me?! I haven't kidnapped anyone yet!

What do you mean yet!?

*Prepares eldritch level handcuffs*

 

[SRB]

Wait what?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Babushka had been up to weird things

 

[SRB]

Babushka had been up to weird things

How do you think I got so many kids?