SHF High-school Fanfic

[MatchaChocolate69]

the what

Go ahead, don't be intimidated.

*throws a mysterious blue potion*

Drink it all in one gulp.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

 

[SRB]

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Just got back from shopping to see this...

Well, I guess we got a new S&M relationship going on, so congrats???~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

? Drink this, Mama. It will stop the nausea

 

[RepresentingDesire]

the what

You already know.

These two are just enjoying our show.

Just got back from shopping to see this...

Well, I guess we got a new S&M relationship going on, so congrats???~
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Yes.

 

[SRB]

? Drink this, Mama. It will stop the nausea

I'm not nauseus, but sure...



What is my life?

 

[LuoirM]

*fluid drips down*

Go ahead, don't be intimidated.

*throws a mysterious blue potion*

Drink it all in one gulp.

*still unconscious so didn't catch the potion*
*the potion explodes by impact on my head, some liquid did get in*
*suddenly wake up from god's calling, cup the Voidirussy fluid by any means necessary and gulp like it's lemonade on an Arizona day*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'm not nauseus, but sure...



What is my life?

Pain And Suffering The usual Like all of us

 

[RepresentingDesire]

*still unconscious so didn't catch the potion*
*the potion explodes by impact on my head, some liquid did get in*
*suddenly wake up from god's calling, cup the Voidirussy fluid by any means necessary and gulp like it's lemonade on an Arizona day*
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*enjoys it*

Pain And Suffering The usual Like all of us

That's just our reality.

 

[LuoirM]

*enjoys it*

*stares in contemplation*
Can you..................................................
*Lay down flat*
Get more of that straight in, let's cut the middleman.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

*stares in contemplation*
Can you..................................................
*Lay down flat*
Get more of that straight in, let's cut the middleman.

*sits down*

 

[LuoirM]

*sits down*

*muffled sounds coming from below*
Buffet, slept for 6 hours, wake up to writing and now this

It's been the best Saturday ever, you rock.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

*muffled sounds coming from below*
Buffet, slept for 6 hours, wake up to writing and now this

It's been the best Saturday ever, you rock.

It was enjoyable.

 

[LuoirM]

It was enjoyable.

We must not let Corty know about this though or she'll talk to me and they'll find out about the pregnancy thing and then if an investigation was led they'll know what I do with the cat and peanut butter, they'll see the pictures I took of Arca and the things I've been doing with Cactus and the stash collection of say gex moments in SHHS

*afterthought guilt kicks in*

Still it was thrilling, same time next century?

Random moment:
*Orlui walks in*
*looks, understand nothing but know it's best to understand none*
*walks out with an empty and innocent mind*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Is that all?

 

[LuoirM]

Is that all?

It's my first time :( Please forgiv Unless you wanna contribute

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

It's my first time :( Please forgiv Unless you wanna contribute

Sorry, no homo.

 

[Nahrenne]

I only watched AstralSpiff speedrun through the game
So lore-wise, I'm pretty much empty. It's going to be interesting to look at it tho.

It definitely gets darker with every episode/part released.
'-'

I think everyone's think you're cute

'-'
I don't

Facts ^

But...I don't...
'-'

No! I am literally 6"1'!

'o'
*looks up at you*

Who the fuck doesn't want to be a loli.

I don't.
'-'

*Starts patting you on the head making sure not to touch your ears to much and whispers in them* I'll give you vodka do you want some tea?

No alcohol for SRB!

... S-sure don't give me vodka, I've been clean for three days now!

Good boy
*huggles*

Here's your black tea with ginger and lemon you don't want vodka, i promise i won't tell Nahrenne i'll even add moonshine as a bonus

*glares at you*

please, no. She'll know. She always knows

*stares at you intensely*

She won't know cuz i convinced Reina and Ria to share some of their knowledge on cooking and recipes to distract her

I would smell it on him
'-'

No... No, no, no-no-no! I must resist! Vodka can't control my life!

Yes, resist!

To late for that

your resistance is cute, but you sure you don't need the vodka? they call me the White Mischief for a reason you know

Spoiler

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Stop trying to give him your forbidden white stuff!

*Hands you the glass of water* vodka

*glares at you*

*drinks it without too much thinking*
*stops for a moment*
Whyyyyyyy?!
*falls down on the floor and doesn't move*

*is worried and disappointed*
You were doing so well, too...

I'm going to tell Nahrenne

*huggles*
*already knows*

Capital letters can suck my- actually no. Not gonna finish that sentence.

'-'
Huh?

You can drink alcohol freely i just removed the drunkenness and aftereffects from drinking, also here's the Shining Moon i promised Moonshine *hands over 1k bottles of what looks to be water it's actually vodka

*glares at you*

... I'll go put them into the Cozy Corner. Better not to turn it back into the Vodka Corner, I like these new cushions...

*stares at the bottles*
'-'
Why are those here?

*sits in the corner, looking at everyone with empty eyes*
We are forever cursed to suffer in this school, aren't we?

*huggles you*
You consider your gf a curse?


X

 

[LuoirM]

Sorry, no homo.

Saying "no homo" BEFORE the homo is actually homo.