SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

No, it's because of your mo---It's because of my nature.

Because of my modest yet enchanting beauty that you can't help but dream about at night?

Witchpire

Is this how we call shi--is this how we call them now? I see....

???
You also outside, DTD?

Wait, you guys are normal outside? Are we supposed to do that?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

So, what you're trying to say is you are the ultimate cringe to the point you've become an abyss of it?
'-'

X

Endeed!

 

[SRB]

Yay!
*opens mouth and slides the pickle in before lightly nibbling on it*
*an audible snap sounds as I bite fully into it and begin masticating the piece*
(o^¬^o)
*swallows with a smile as some pickle juice slides out of the corner of my mouth*
Delicious!
*noms on the rest of the pickle enthusiastically*

X

Of course it is! I never make bad food!
*wipes the pickle juice with finger*
*licks the juice off*
Yep, delicious!

What makes you impure, then?

First, we both need to agree what pure means, because I'm not sure what can make me inpure if I don't know what makes one pure.

'-'
What are you guilty of?

I take fingers from almost everyone on the forums when I have a chance. So stealing.

Of course you are
(^-^)

You feel so nice and warm.

X

*rests head on the top of your head*
Indeed.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I was buying time for my Helldivers2 update to finish. Now I must away---For Democracy! Err Monarchy!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Is this thread talking about pickles now? Sounds like a cucumbersome topic.

It is putting us in a pickle~

*blushes furiously*
w-well... m-maybe I'll allow it, for now...

Haha! Danny is flustered~
*picks up in princess carry*
*runs a few laps around the galaxy*

Foolish Little Goddess, your Danny is far far away and she can't save you~ You will stay with me forever, fulfilling my darkest demonic desires
Since you're resisting I have no choice but to punish you~
*separates 2 other Demon Queen Dannys from herself*
*orders them to restrain you*
*spawns a special "demon" wine daikon flavored*
Now, a single sip of this wine can drive a person mad~ I'll give you one more chance, Little Goddess. Give up and serve me!

Nyooooo~~~~~~!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaAAAAahhhHHAHhHHHHhh~~~~~~
*purrs like there's no tomorrow*

*intensifies all previous actions*
Ehehehe~

gghhhhhghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!

 

[Nahrenne]

Because of my modest yet enchanting beauty that you can't help but dream about at night?

'-'
*stares at you*
Mmmmmmmmmm...
...nope.
I don't think I'll ever dream of you.
'-'

Is this how we call shi--is this how we call them now? I see....

Shi--?

Shill?
Ships?
Shins?
???

Wait, you guys are normal outside? Are we supposed to do that?

'-'
Do I not seem normal inside?

Endeed!

Oh, okay.
'-'

X

 

[SRB]

I was buying time for my Helldivers2 update to finish. Now I must away---For Democracy! Err Monarchy!

Bring the taste of Democracy! Err Monarchy to dem uncultured aliens!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Bring the taste of Democracy! Err Monarchy to dem uncultured aliens!

Anarchy is better~

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Bring the taste of Democracy! Err Monarchy to dem uncultured aliens!

An unknown error occurred. Looks like I must wait.

 

[SRB]

An unknown error occurred. Looks like I must wait.

They chewed up your connection cable, brave soldat! Bring them trice as much pain!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

An unknown error occurred. Looks like I must wait.

It's was me! I stole your update! Now you have to do that all over again, Sucker! nya!

 

[SRB]

Anarchy is better~

 

[Nahrenne]

Of course it is! I never make bad food!
*wipes the pickle juice with finger*
*licks the juice off*
Yep, delicious!

*giggles*
You eating vinegar and saying it's delicious is funny.
(^-^)

First, we both need to agree what pure means, because I'm not sure what can make me inpure if I don't know what makes one pure.

Pure is being genuine.
'-'

I take fingers from almost everyone on the forums when I have a chance. So stealing.

'o'

*rests head on the top of your head*
Indeed.

'o'
Your head is heavy

I was buying time for my Helldivers2 update to finish. Now I must away---For Democracy! Err Monarchy!

'o'
Hope you enjoy it!

An unknown error occurred. Looks like I must wait.

X

 

[Theirl]

I was buying time for my Helldivers2 update to finish. Now I must away---For Democracy! Err Monarchy!

for Super earth!!!

 

[MidnightFox]

It's was me! I stole your update! Now you have to do that all over again, Sucker! nya!

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[Nahrenne]

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A GL became a BL?
Or a BL became a GL?


X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

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You didn't get a kiss so you decided to lick me?

 

[Azure_Fog]

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Oi! Tongue off Danny~ Only I can lick her~
*stabs*

 

[SRB]

*giggles*
You eating vinegar and saying it's delicious is funny.
(^-^)

Remember you said I learned my lesson...? I learned it after the second incident.
Someone poured vinegar in a cup. I thought it was water. Now that I think about it, because of the same incident, I tried vodka for the first time.
The moral of the story: do not pour clear liquids that you do not want others to drink into glasses.

Pure is being genuine.
'-'

Okay, I'm pure.

'o'

Yep.

'o'
Your head is heavy

Oh, sorry.
*shifts around to take off the weight from your head*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Oi! Tongue off Danny~ Only I can lick her~
*stabs*

*blushes so much she starts glowing*
y-yeah that's right!