SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

Not with the comedy tag it won't!

It'll be a comedy in the same vein as happy tree friends

Remember Ssemouy, if they wanted to fight they wouldn't take the hero role
Always prepare countermeasures for talking

Next time I will prepare poison sandwiches for an impromptu tea party

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Since naruto talk no jutsu is the meta... no more dbz villains

damn, you heroes are boring, man...

 

[SsemouyOnan]

damn, you heroes are boring, man...

next time I'm going to hit them with Imaginary Technique: Hollow Purple a Collapsing Neutron Star immediately, no questions asked

 

[SRB]

Red room bau chika bau wa or blood everywherr someone call 911

The second one.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Red room bau chika bau wa or blood everywherr someone call 911

Seymour would absolutely do both at the same time.

 

[SRB]

Seymour would absolutely do both at the same time.

good to know...?

 

[Theirl]

damn, you heroes are boring, man...

Well what works works

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*CROACK*

 

[LuoirM]

*CROACK*

Awwww you look like you're from a mixed world between Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and Alice in Wonderland! Positively!

 

[Nahrenne]

I am the masochistic moron of this class after all

'-'
*huggles*

I'm still not used to the Danny-Azure interactions...

I mostly just gloss over them without really taking any of it in.
'-'

Azure says I'm not a moron, so Danny isn't dum dum anymore

The fact you need someone to tell you that...

Why is it that the only time I go to bed on time, something happens? At least no one died... I hope.

*huggles*
Should I keep you up all night every night from now on, then?

Making Nahrenne was an accident!

I-I'm an accident...?
Y-You made me...?

I would never do anything to mama's gf!

gf?

ffs autocorrected

*wonders how often you must type procreate for it to be what a word gets autocorrected to*
'-'

*turns into a hamster*
*refuses to elaborate*

'-'

Procreate is indeed a very good app

What does one do on an app called Procreate?

I always wondered. What is a Daikon?

A very large and thick white radish from Japan.

It's... Well, it's like you eat meat and only meat all the time and then someone gives you a piece of bread.

Oh!
Like sausage sandwiches?
I like those.
(^-^)

Speaking of, we'll be having toad in the hole tonight. (sausages cooked in Yorkshire pudding with sides of mashed potatoes, cabbage, and onion gravy with fried onions in)

Well you could only love me or Danny then, everybody else is either a corpse or a animal.

'-'
What does that make me?

X

 

[SsemouyOnan]

good to know...?

Upon further consideration... That statement should probably considered non canon

*CROACK*

Lord Matcha, why have you turned into a frog?! Did Azure do this to you? 0o0

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Lord Matcha, why have you turned into a frog?! Did Azure do this to you? 0o0

Croack?! CROAK!!!

 

[SRB]

*huggles*
Should I keep you up all night every night from now on, then?

No, thanks, I need my sleep, no matter how great it would be.

'-'

Oh!
Like sausage sandwiches?
I like those.
(^-^)

Speaking of, we'll be having toad in the hole tonight. (sausages cooked in Yorkshire pudding with sides of mashed potatoes, cabbage, and onion gravy with fried onions in)

Now I'm hungry.

 

[Nahrenne]

No, thanks, I need my sleep, no matter how great it would be.

Okay.
(^-^)

So cute.
*picks you up and gently embraces you in my bosom*

Now I'm hungry.

Why does it feel like about a quarter of our interactions result in me making you hungry?

X

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Croack?! CROAK!!!

Help! Is anyone proficient in French? I can't communicate with Lord Matcha

 

[SRB]

Okay.
(^-^)

So cute.
*picks you up and gently embraces you in my bosom*

Why does it feel like about a quarter of our interactions result in me making you hungry?

X

You have a talent for describing great food.

Help! Is anyone proficient in French? I can't communicate with Lord Matcha

Tell him "Rends-toi!" See how he reacts!

 

[Theirl]

Help! Is anyone proficient in French? I can't communicate with Lord Matcha

Try saying omelette du fromage

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Help! Is anyone proficient in French? I can't communicate with Lord Matcha

CROAK! JE NE SAIS PAS CE QUI SE PASSE CROAK, AIDEZ-MOI CROAK!!!

 

[Nahrenne]

You have a talent for describing great food.

'-'
All I do is say what is in it.
I don't think I give any descriptive embellishments to it.
'-'

X

 

[Theirl]

CROAK! JE NE SAIS PAS CE QUI SE PASSE CROAK, AIDEZ-MOI CROAK!!!

de quoi avez-vous besoin? Well thats the limit of my 3 classes of french