SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

I swear to god I'm gonna chomp your chocolate body again

*whispers in your ear pretending to be your inner thoughts* why bother with him when the guns in my pocket dimension can solve him for me?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*blushes furiously*

Ah! My beloved Azure! So Precious! So Cute! ?

Nyoooo~!!! Danny is my everything now! She even has my hair!!

*blushes and instinctively reaches to the white strand of hair and caresses it softly*

Ekhm... Ha! She's nothing... c-compaered to meaaaahhhh I give up!
*takes of the blindfold and releases the binds*
*pulls into a hug*
*kisses forehead*
Foolish Azure, you're too cute for this Daikon

Fair~
But chaos chaos.

Chaos Chaos~

Yes~
*dumps water on*

AAAAAA NOOOOO!!!!
*spawns huge umbrella over Nahrenne*

What have you done to my Ane-san?! Where did she go?!



Btw Anny-san, do you know you look great? ? You remind me of someone...
I am Lord Match, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Matcha-kun... It's me... I was roleplaying for Azure

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I swear to god I'm gonna chomp your chocolate body again

the Pink Foxy want's you @MatchaChocolate69 show her the charm of Lord Matcha

 

[HelloHound]

alrighty, what's happened in the last forty or so pages?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I think the right question was, when was he not in prison?

I am a prisoner of my own beauty and charm, indeed.

Lord of getting Rejected

My soulmate accepted me in the end.

I wonder how long it would take someone to read every single post from the beginning.


X

I know who can answer this question!

@TheMonotonePuppet
At what point in the thread did you get to?
And how long did it take you approximately to read it?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

alrighty, what's happened in the last forty or so pages?

The world ended. Then it restarted.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

alrighty, what's happened in the last forty or so pages?

Boi and Nahrenne had a hot workout session.
Matcha fell in love with Seymour. Got married and turned into a chocolate scythe.

We have a big Eldritch family now. Even has family tree in the glossary
Oh and Luoir gave birth to his alter-ego

 

[MidnightFox]

alrighty, what's happened in the last forty or so pages?

This exact quote

A lot of things...
A Cat infection, two wars, god's death, Danny's and Azure's Eldritch wedding, Ssemouy Seymoure and Matcha's ?romance? Cringe TFT fight and other things I can't remember.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Matcha-kun... It's me... I was roleplaying for Azure

*pretends not to have noticed*

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*pretends not to have noticed*

Spoiler

Good little bro

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ah! My beloved Azure! So Precious! So Cute! ?

N-not… cute…

*blushes and instinctively reaches to the white strand of hair and caresses it softly*

Ekhm... Ha! She's nothing... c-compaered to meaaaahhhh I give up!
*takes of the blindfold and releases the binds*
*pulls into a hug*
*kisses forehead*
Foolish Azure, you're too cute for this Daikon

*kisses forehead*
You’re bad at this, Danny~
*gives headpats*

AAAAAA NOOOOO!!!!
*spawns huge umbrella over Nahrenne*

*water falls through*
Ehe~

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

alrighty, what's happened in the last forty or so pages?

@ShizukiIchino , a cat girl from the future, has declared war on the Eldritch Family.
@SsemouyOnan is playing both sides unknowingly, her alter-ego is passing information to Shizuki.
Matcha has fallen in love with Seymour, the alter ego of Ssemoy, and was killed by her and turned into a chocolate scythe.
@Azure_Fog and @DannyTheDaikon have formed a union like marriage but it's not a marriage, called the Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis.
@LuoirM has given birth to a girl she had kidnapped.
We have recreated the genealogical tree of the Eldritch family, @Corty has made a graphic version of it.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I am a prisoner of my own beauty and charm, indeed.

My soulmate accepted me in the end.

I know who can answer this question!

@TheMonotonePuppet
At what point in the thread did you get to?
And how long did it take you approximately to read it?

I don't recall.
Looks at it... I think it is...
Number 41...
Fuck.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

@ShizukiIchino , a cat girl from the future, has declared war on the Eldritch Family.
@SsemouyOnan is playing both sides unknowingly, his alter-ego is passing information to Shizuki.
Matcha has fallen in love with Seymour, the alter ego of Ssemoy, and was killed by her and turned into a chocolate scythe.
@Azure_Fog and @DannyTheDaikon have formed a union like marriage but it's not a marriage, called the Eldritch Eternal Symbiosis.
@LuoirM has given birth to a girl she had kidnapped.
We have recreated the genealogical tree of the Eldritch family, @Corty has made a graphic version of it.

I don't remember this!?!

 

[Azure_Fog]

I don't recall.
Looks at it... I think it is...
Number 41...
Fuck.

Only 661 more~

 

[Azure_Fog]

I don't remember this!?!

It spans at least 40 or so pages~

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Only 661 more~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

N-not… cute…

*kisses forehead*
You’re bad at this, Danny~
*gives headpats*

I am it's because I can't bring myself to be rough with you! I could not stand your suffering Your Stabbyness also because it's really hard to make do a RP kidnapping without making it dirty and pg18

*water falls through*
Ehe~

ಠ_ಠ

 

[Azure_Fog]

I am it's because I can't bring myself to be rough with you! I could not stand your suffering Your Stabbyness also because it's really hard to make do a RP kidnapping without making it dirty and pg18

Then only make it slightly dirty~
Or, find something more interesting~ There are lots of things you can do to a tied up person~

ಠ_ಠ

Hehehehehehehehehehehhrehhehrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhhrgrbrkwpejhfhfueowlsjjrjririe~

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

also because it's really hard to make do a RP kidnapping without making it dirty and pg18

Indeed