SHF High-school Fanfic

[Nahrenne]

I'm actually an anime girl trapped in LuoirM's body.

How despicable.
Luoir has trapped a girl inside him.
'o'
Disgusting.

...x...

 

[SRB]

I'm actually an anime girl trapped in LuoirM's body.

And I'm actually a cat that gained sentience. Wouldn't that be a twist.

 

[LuoirM]

How despicable.
Luoir has trapped a girl inside him.
'o'
Disgusting.

...x...

Yes, her name is...
*scramble to put shit together*
Riou... Uroil... Ouilr...
Orlui

Yeah, her name is Orlui.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I was tired~

Hi Danny~
*hugs back*

Henlo

I am awake now! Hehehe~

Yay!
*gives cuddles*

I wasn't going to~ Waiting for a small challenge is worth the fight later~

Welcome home~
*hug tackles*
*gives forehead kiss*

so cute
*cuddles more*

...
Danny is stalking me~ Hehehe~

You liked my post, so I assumed you're awake No stalking involved

Are you going to kidnap me~?

Hmmm.... You're already mine, though

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'm actually an anime girl trapped in LuoirM's body.

I'm actually a daikon >_>

 

[SsemouyOnan]

And I'm actually a cat that gained sentience. Wouldn't that be a twist.

...That would not be the first time comrade, and far from the last...

Yes, her name is...
*scramble to put shit together*
Riou... Uroil... Ouilr...
Orlui

Yeah, her name is Orlui.

Okay, we're going to extract her now. She's probably going to need copious amounts of therapy to heal from being in Luoir's proximity for nearly 18 years...

---

I'm actually an NPC from a game world that gained sapience and [REDACTED] my creator >_>

 

[Nahrenne]

Yes, her name is...
*scramble to put shit together*
Riou... Uroil... Ouilr...
Orlui

Yeah, her name is Orlui.

Release her!
Now!
No one deserves such torment.

I'm actually a daikon >_>

...We all already knew that...

It's literally in your name.

Okay, we're going to extract her now. She's probably going to need copious amounts of therapy to heal from being in Luoir's proximity for nearly 18 years...

*nods*
I can't imagine how broken her soul must be by this point...

X

 

[MidnightFox]

Yes, her name is...
*scramble to put shit together*
Riou... Uroil... Ouilr...
Orlui

Yeah, her name is Orlui.

Yeah I totally believe you *Slices you in half just to make sure you're telling the truth*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'm actually an NPC from a game world that gained sapience and [REDACTED] my creator >_>

...you did what to your creator?

Flashbacks to that one line from Nier: Automata during 9S second playthrough

 

[Nahrenne]

I'm actually an NPC from a game world that gained sapience and [REDACTED] my creator >_>

Makes me think of [Doki Doki Literature Club]
'-'

X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

...We all already knew that...

It's literally in your name.

So people knew?! This was one of my most well kept secrets, dang it!

As a side note: I'm working on those lists you sent me yesterday... it may take a while

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Gifts~? Gimme!

Of course, for the Eien no Hakai, I found a naturally occurring time loop!(I checked with specialized tools) While you could make it yourself, I think you'd find the fact that such a space-time anomaly can exist naturally quite the novelty. It's a proof of chaos in this realm, I'd say

For goddess daikon, I have yet to decide. Literally. For I have gifted her a mirror shard of infinite possibilities! Because this Rootling cannot match up to her vast wisdom, I thought it better if she could reach out for her own gift herself. umu

He has none.

0.15%>0%

 

[Azure_Fog]

Yay!
*gives cuddles*

*cuddles back*
*gives headpats*

What~?
I'm a bit of a battle maniac~

so cute
*cuddles more*

N-not c-cute!
*cuddles back*

You liked my post, so I assumed you're awake No stalking involved

Are you sure~?

Hmmm.... You're already mine, though

Roleplay exists~

...That would not be the first time comrade, and far from the last...


Okay, we're going to extract her now. She's probably going to need copious amounts of therapy to heal from being in Luoir's proximity for nearly 18 years...

---

I'm actually an NPC from a game world that gained sapience and [REDACTED] my creator >_>

Here's Red Apple~ (Scarlet Apple, but made for mortals)

Of course, for you I found a naturally occurring time loop!(I checked with specialized tools) While you could make it yourself, I think you'd find the fact that such a space-time anomaly can exist naturally quite the novelty. It's a proof of chaos in this realm, I'd say

For goddess daikon, I have yet to decide. Literally. For I have gifted her a mirror shard of infinite possibilities! Because this Rootling cannot match up to her vast wisdom, I thought it better if she could reach out for her own gift herself. umu

Hmmmm~ Good gifts~

0.15%>0%

Not anymore~
*alters reality to make the chance 0%*
Hehehe~

 

[Nahrenne]

As a side note: I'm working on those lists you sent me yesterday... it may take a while

*huggles*
Take your time.
(^-^)

X

 

[LuoirM]

Yeah I totally believe you *Slices you in half just to make sure you're telling the truth*

*Outcome a tall bright red hair and red eyes Welsh woman being born from LuoirM womb named Orlui*

This better not be canon.

 

[Nahrenne]

*Outcome a tall bright red hair and red eyes Welsh woman being born from LuoirM womb named Orlui*

This better not be canon.

I didn't know you were an Omega.
'o'

X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

For goddess daikon, I have yet to decide. Literally. For I have gifted her a mirror shard of infinite possibilities! Because this Rootling cannot match up to her vast wisdom, I thought it better if she could reach out for her own gift herself. umu

This means I can finally get that last Pringle form the tube without having my hand stuck in there?

 

[LuoirM]

I didn't know you were an Omega.
'o'

X

I didn't know that either until 2 minutes ago.

 

[SRB]

This means I can finally get that last Pringle form the tub without having my hand stuck in there?

Sadly, no, nothing in the world is that powerful...

 

[Nahrenne]

This means I can finally get that last Pringle form the tub without having my hand stuck in there?

'-'
*wonders why she has never just tipped the tube so the pringle falls out*
'-'

X