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MatchaChocolate69

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Theirl

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Precisely, Lord Matcha! It is not that my stature is closer to the ground than my peers
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SRB

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You say? What good thing are you preparing for me?
Hmm... Borscht with pork, olivier, sliced sausage and cheese, pancakes with condensed milk and tea with biscuits. Should be enough for a growing boy! I'll cook some more food while you eat that. I have a feeling you might enjoy some potato salad. :blob_evil_two:
 

SsemouyOnan

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SRB

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Any good villain knows how to break into a catchy song while terrorizing the masses and riding the world of canon fodder undeserving of a significant death.

brings out spiked clublaced with Eldritch poison

WHY IS IT THAT NO MATTER WHAT PERSONA I PLAY, I ALWAYS GET CALLED A SHORTIE? :blob_catflip:
We can feel your height through the Internet. 158 cm. That's a baseless guess, by the way.
 

SRB

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If I a thread gives me then opportunity to make a 7 foot tall absolutely jacked man with a heavy Danish accent, I swear I will take it. No one will dare to call me short then.
Ehem.
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SsemouyOnan

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Ehem.
Nooooooo don't turn me into a 7ft tall hot vampire trashy count! That's a fate worse than death! I hate vampires like that :blob_catflip: (Note, please do not use my words against my minion, the true Ssemouy has personally come down to yap on y'all for the shortie allegations)
 
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Cuz the power gap between you and everyone else (including myself) is larger than heaven and earth?
She's stronger than good half of the people, tho. She's only falling.. hehe... short... compared to the Eldritch
 

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SsemouyOnan

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Cuz the power gap between you and everyone else (including myself) is larger than heaven and earth?
Seymour(el forma Villainess) can no diff 99% of the school(including you) with a chalkboard and some hot glue(I refuse to elaborate). Yet she's still shorter than me :blob_hmph: This has nothing to do with power. :blob_pout:

Been meaning to ask: Did you COOK in my POV?
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I am cooking.

That's a very hard choice... I think the second one! All my power, concentrated in just a few cosmic-scale hands. :blob_aww:

Simply marvelous.

But the last one is looking very good too. :blob_hmm_two: :blob_hmm_two: :blob_hmm_two:
That one is endeed lovely :blob_aww: . My prompt to Bing was "A cosmic gathering of infinite fingers transcending even eldritch gods, it is also from soviet Russia". I do not know what parts were Russian, but yeah it cooked.
 
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