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And now I'm going to turn into an angy Russian cat and sleep on someone's lap. If anyone wakes me up, I shall bite ankles.

*does exactly that*

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... Where do you even find seven wolf spiders? I'm sorry if I sound rude, but do you live in Australia?
...Huh?
Wolf spiders are incredibly common in the UK.
What are you on about?
owO
Owo
It means that you're looking so good, even a spider could tell that you're a snack.
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I'd rather not, tbh
I've sometimes even found them on my towels and in my shower cap...
Also, Josuke hits everyone who says that his hair looks bad. It's a sore spot for him.
Ohhh
'o'
Then...why doesn't he change the hairstyle?
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Must be Josuke x Jotaro... Josuke is technically Jotaro's uncle, because his father is also Jotaro's grandfather - Johnathan... :blob_blank:
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Why technically?
I agree with every single word. I'd rather have permanent spring (and sneeze all the time) than deal with summer. Especially last few years are so hot. You can't even do anything because it's just too damn hot :blob_upset:
For me, I'd rather be in autumn
Ahhh, autumn where the tree leaves go orange, red, and gold.
The temperature is pleasant.
There's fewer people outside cos the kids have all gone back to school.
Ahhh.
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I hate it because every time I have to do work outside, I come home red as a lobster and with burnt skin
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Sun cream.
That's the thing, I use it. And every day I either come home either with a perfect tan or burns.
You're probably not using a high enough strength of sun cream, are not applying enough of it on you, or are not re-applying it every hour or so to keep it working due to your sweat potentially washing it off/diluting it
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Okay... time to sleep. Yay *dead inside* :blob_blank: Good night
Sleep well!

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...Huh?
Wolf spiders are incredibly common in the UK.
What are you on about?
owO
Owo
*never been to UK*
*has no idea how does the world outside Russia looks like*
I'm on six hours of sleep - which is more then usual on a work day - and 14 hours of work.
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I'd rather not, tbh
I've sometimes even found them on my towels and in my shower cap...
Ah. Yes, I can see why you wouldn't like them too much.
Ohhh
'o'
Then...why doesn't he change the hairstyle?
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It's a long story, so I'll keep it short.
Josuke falls sick.
Mom takes Josuke to the hospital.
They get stuck in a snow storm.
Some random guy with a pompadour that was probably Josuke from the future, but the author forgot about that plot point, pushes their car so they could get to the hospital.
Josuke sees guy, now that random guy is a Hero in his books.
Starts copying the guy, including the haircut.
Doesn't change it for the rest of his life.
You're probably not using a high enough strength of sun cream, are not applying enough of it on you, or are not re-applying it every hour or so to keep it working due to your sweat potentially washing it off/diluting it
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Probably the last reason... Can't do that when I'm doing stuff outdoors much.
Sleep well!

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It's a long story, so I'll keep it short.
Josuke falls sick.
Mom takes Josuke to the hospital.
They get stuck in a snow storm.
Some random guy with a pompadour that was probably Josuke from the future, but the author forgot about that plot point, pushes their car so they could get to the hospital.
Josuke sees guy, now that random guy is a Hero in his books.
Starts copying the guy, including the haircut.
Doesn't change it for the rest of his life.
'-'
Ah, so it's that kind of thing...
Kind of cringy
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